What's Happening in the World?

MIAMI - The murky circumstances surrounding Anna Nicole Smith's death could become clearer Monday, when authorities are expected to release the results of the former pinup's autopsy.

Anna Nicole's autopsy results. You know what that means? Three more weeks of programming for Nancy Grace.

BIG THICKET NATIONAL PRESERVE, Texas - Corinne Campbell and a pair of companions in similar kayaks have been on a tedious winter-long canvass of Texas' famed Big Thicket, an often impenetrable jungle of swamps choked with thorny vines and prodigious pine and cedar trees, in pursuit of the ivory-billed woodpecker.
Wow. That's the biggest effort put out looking for a white pecker since the Republicans found George W. Bush a Vice President.

SUPERIOR, Wisconsin - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minnesota.

"The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."

No kidding, Wapner. Is anybody thinking of the poor deer?

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Comments

Anonymous said…
"The National Enquirer and Star are reporting that Anna Nicole Smith died of a lethal level of a potent sleep medication, although she also had a blood infection that would've killed her had the sleep aid not. She took the sleep-inducer chloral hydrate (used in date rape drugs) on Feb 7 and then never woke up"

That's what's being reported at The Superficial.

As far as the deer fucker goes? Nasty ass sonsabitches in the world Anthony. What can ya say?
March 25, 2007 at 8:00 PM
Anonymous said…
OMG, Y'know what I didn't notice before??? Your "TOPIC" line. I can only imagine the weirdos you'll attract...ha!
March 25, 2007 at 10:15 PM
Anthony said…
That's always the goal here at MSM.
March 25, 2007 at 10:17 PM
Sparky Duck said…
hey I resemble that weirdos remark
March 27, 2007 at 12:14 AM
Anonymous said…
$50 bucks on the deer.
September 27, 2008 at 10:44 AM
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