18,262 days in the belly of the beast.
"Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory." - Susan B. Anthony Jesus Horatio Christ , I'm fifty years old. Today. At 5:30pm EDT if you're doing a zodiac chart. Don't do a zodiac chart. I've never been 50 before. Part of me figures, "what the Hell?" and dismisses it as a meaningless number, while the other part is starting to feel like a geezer with fewer days remaining than behind him. Lucky for me, the geezer part is only about one-tenth. I still feel younger than my age, and judging from what I see, I'm running at a higher speed than most 50-year old's I know. Those are good things. Of course, we're living in a world where obesity and cardiovascular disease are more common than a head cold, so the comparison is losing its value...