Filthy Foot's Big Ass Booty

Hmmmm ... what an interesting title. Anyway, for those of you who have been wondering, yes the good people at Big Ass Fans have sent me the swag they promised. The Big Ass envelope came with Thursday's mail, and it contained lots of Big Ass stuff.

My cat was interested as was I:

Once I got his furry nose out of the way, I was able to bust open the Big Ass envelope and disclose the contents:

Thanks to my newest, bestest buddies at the Big Ass Fan Company, I can stick my head up my Big Ass ball cap, I have a T-Shirt that creates educational opportunities for those who see my big ass in it (size Grande) and four little Big Ass Squeeze Toys. How did Cynthia know I had a cat that would love to play with my Big Ass?

As for the shirt, it fits like a glove and will look great at the bar during the next Eagles game. The bar has some big-ass waitresses and bartenders who will appreciate the slogan on the front:

and an even bigger Big Ass logo on the back:

So, thanks Cynthia and all the good folks at Big Ass fans. You have a fan here, too. To make it even better, Monday is my Big Ass birthday. Could you send a Big Ass cake? Those squeeze toys are too chewy.

The next time you're out with your friends, keep your eyes to the skies and you may spy a Big Ass Fan -- or me, if I'm swinging from the ceiling.