NEWS FLASH: VATICAN CITY (AFP) - Religious symbols should be allowed in public places, Pope Benedict XVI told a group of Italian Catholic legal experts.
I swear, isn't it like every six months we hear about some astronomical phenomenon that "won't happen again until [fill in the year]? The biggest problem with this junk is that I have to get up at 3am to see it. Line up during the day, when we're awake, for Chrissakes. If there was a God, he'd let me get some friggin sleep.
NEW YORK - Forty years after it was made, The Velvet Underground's first recording has become a financial hit - in cyberspace. "The Velvet Underground & Nico," sold on eBay for a closing bid of $155,401. The buyer is a mystery, only identified by the eBay screen name: "jackass2006." Really -- the crap that people spend money on.
The 24-year-old singer's paper reportedly had spelling errors, as it carried Spears' teacher comments such as "Nice cover" and "Watch out for spelling mistakes" on its back.
Nice cover and spelling mistakes. Geez ... that sounds like a literary version of Britney. Nice on the outside, but full of junk on the inside. I guess she didn't learn much in school, but it must have been lots of fun watching her get out of the school bus.