TV by Candlelight

"OK everyone, hold the candles long enough for the TV and newspaper guys to get their photographs.  We need to show everyone that we aren't just concerned with the football team, and this should do it.  When your arm gets tired, just switch hands.  Five minutes should do it.  See you at the game!  Don't forget to buy your blue t-shirt so we can throw some money at a charity.  That should be enough."