An Army honor guard carries the casket of Sgt. John T. Bubeck, of Collegeville, Pa., during funeral services at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Va. in this Jan. 9, 2007 file photo. Bubeck, 25, died of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle during combat operations Dec. 25 in Baghdad, Iraq.
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Loved All Over the World
An Army honor guard carries the casket of Sgt. John T. Bubeck, of Collegeville, Pa., during funeral services at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Va. in this Jan. 9, 2007 file photo. Bubeck, 25, died of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle during combat operations Dec. 25 in Baghdad, Iraq.
One From Column 'A' and One From Column 'B'
The iPod Shuffle
OK, so mine is a Dell, but it has 2915 songs in it, so the results should be interesting. Here we go:
Top Jimmy from 1984 by Van Halen
The Door Into Summer from Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones by The Monkees
A Hit By Varese from Chicago 5
Sweet the Sting by Tori Amos from The Beekeeper
Rocking Horse by Gov't Mule from their Boulder, Colorado show
Jam (untitled) by The Dave Matthews Band from Live Trax volume 4
What is This? by King's X from Out of the Silent Planet
Lawyers, Guns and Money by Warren Zevon from Excitable Boy
41 by The Dave Matthews Band from the Golden Gate Park show
Amish Sex by Dave Attell from Shanks for the Memories
Stuff for Saturday
LOS ANGELES - A classic Hollywood cliffhanger will conclude Sunday's Academy Awards, and organizers hope the suspense of an up-for-grabs best picture race will be enough to keep TV audiences tuned in through the finale.
I think TV has lost track of the American worker. I live in the eastern time zone, and my alarm goes off at 5:30am on weekdays. Awards shows and sporting events can keep me up well past midnight, depriving me of much-needed rest. I'm not enough of a nut about it to hang out until 1am while Alec Baldwin reads from a note card. I figure that's what newspapers and the Internet are for.
I suppose there's suspense over the best picture race, but since I've only seen one of the nominees, my unqualified pick for the best picture Oscar this year is ...
The King of Comedy
Goodfellas
Nothing.
I also think that they'll give Peter O'Toole one for his breadth of work. Never won an Oscar and getting older every day. Otherwise, who knows? I don't go to movies. Although, it's amazing that Meryl Streep is nominated again. The 14th time.
And, has anyone ever seen one of those "Short Subject" films? Me neither. I don't go to movies. But even when I was going, I never saw one. Fifteen minutes of previews, twelve minutes of commercials and that slide telling me to turn off my cell phone. Just don't try to take my iPod away...
I know at least one of my faithful readers will shudder a bit as she reads this:
PHILADELPHIA - A high school teacher was assaulted by two students and hospitalized with broken vertebrae after he took an iPod away from one of them during class, officials said.
Frank Burd, 60, was in a hallway at Germantown High School shortly after 11 a.m. when he was confronted by the 17-year-old who brought the iPod to class, officials said Friday.
A 15-year-old student joined the confrontation and either punched or helped trip Burd, who fell and hit his head, said Fernando Gallard, a spokesman for the Philadelphia School District.
Burd was taken to Albert Einstein Medical Center with two broken bones in his neck, said Paul Vallas, the district's chief executive officer. The teacher's injury does not involve paralysis, Vallas said.
The two students, who were not named because of their ages, were charged Friday night with aggravated assault, simple assault and reckless endangerment, police said.
Vallas said they will be expelled.
Expelled. Great. Two more losers cast into society. We'll be paying for their upkeep for the rest of their lives.I don't think we should live in a society where teachers are afraid that they will be accosted in their workplace. Maybe it's because people are reared without proper respect for authority? I don't know. Meanwhile, a teacher is in the hospital.
That makes good nonsense.
Friday, February 23, 2007
The Future of Baseball
Thursday, February 22, 2007
So, You Think You're Weird?
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
I'll Take Dumbass for 400, Alex
It is without a doubt the most pretentious show on the TV, and it has been on since 1911. It is regarded as a measure of intelligence, but it's really just a TV show. And what's all this nonsense about answering with a question? WTF? That's my question. Usually, the questions and answers don't match-up. Here's an example:
The category was "Before the Euro", and Eileen asks for the $400 question.
EILEEN: What is Greece?
ALEX: Right.
Right? If somebody asks me "What is Greece?" and I respond with "The drachma" I'm going to look like a dumbass. On Jeopardy, it's worth $400.
Eileen's a genius, and I'm walking on a machine for half an hour without going anywhere.
The Dumbass.
Who is me?
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Thank God That's Settled
The Answer: Yes, he was. But, how can we be sure? (Hey, that’s another question).
Because, new footage of JFK’s motorcade in
A casual conversation about film that you took on a day that the world changed? I wonder what they talk about when something really important happens?
George: Hey, did I ever show you this? [running projector]
George: Yeah. It was stuck in with those pictures of a blank Mount Rushmore and that junk I shot at that military base in
George: Well, I was waiting for the media shit-storm to die down, but I guess it won’t.
I meant to call you a couple of weeks ago, but you were at Anna Nicole’s place…
George: Hmmm … yeah. I’ll tell you about that someday.
George: What’s this about killing Kennedy?
George: No. I’m still trying to get somebody to bid on that lock of Britney’s hair. Skeptical bastards. [mumbling under his breath].
Let's Go "Next Blog"-ging
My first English-speaking stop was Free Hott Girls, proclaiming "if you come to this blog you will see hundreds of free girls that are ready for you to just look at them in their bikinis." What better reason to blog? Girls in bikinis.
Next up, the ladies way. Lead story: Bald-headed Britney gets tattooed, just above an article about the French Nazi-era collaborator Papon dying. Otherwise, it looks like a resting space for articles about coping and romance. By the way, the Nazi's romantic period is greatly under-appreciated.
Then, I found beeleoge. He posts YouTube videos of women dancing. At the bottom of the page was the answer to the Number of ways of factoring n with all factors >1. It made the scroll-bar thing really tiny.
Up pops the Artful Blogger. He posted some photos of sculpture made with forks and some hedge art. Interesting.
Ooops. It's the Catholic Book Review. I wonder what they thought of The Bible?
Now, it's Dinosaurs. Most recent post: 3,000,000 BC.
Here's The Foolish Girl, who promises that she is "rude, vulgar and will probably offend you." She loves The Toadies, Leonardo DeCaprio and Damien Rice. She's was right. She is offending me.
Then I came up on one of those family blogs, which is entirely uninteresting unless you're a displaced member of their immediate family who cares about what color Junior's crap was that day or how many times the dog pissed in the laundry room. Otherwise, it's really cool.
Uh-oh, it's The Political War Zone. The first thing I see on the page is a big "ad" for some place called Cloud 9, that promises to transform unique and memorable experiences into unforgettable gifts. Hey, back off the war talk, OK buddy. I'm trying to make a keychain out of that hooker I was with last night.
I needed a place for Jokes, fun and laughs, so it's a good thing I found e-LauGhs. Even the title is funny. It's full of dopey jokes and lists. It's a great place to start one of those chain-forwarded-a-thousand-times e-mails. Fwd:>>Fwd:>>Fwd:>>Fwd:>>Fwd:>>Who Doesn't Think This is Funny?
In Our House is another of those family-oriented deals, but this one has more general interest stuff, and each post comes with a handy click box for you to order Harry Potter on Amazon. Thanks, I was wondering how I was gonna get one. Wowie.
I wondered what DangerDemocrat meant. Was there a comma missing or an exclamation point? It wasn't until I saw him refer to the "Luddites in the White House" that I knew what it meant.
The Luddites were a paramilitary group, trying to enforce a production monopoly for their own financial gain through sabotage and the resultant intimidation. They also opposed the free market and technological progress. There ya go. Word for the day: Luddites.
One blog said that it was designed to foster discussion that will help Christians become transformed into the image of Christ and sharing that transformative process with others. Wow - is that video on YouTube?
Try as I might, I couldn't randomly stumble across anything worth reading. Sorry folks. The NEXT BLOG button is infested sometimes. I found myself switched to Jokes-n-Junk, a drug advertisement and something called The Bestest Blog in the World, which features a RANDOM BLOG button that gets you locked in Internet Hell. Not bestest blog.
What this little exercise did was to make me appreciate the people on the sidebar under Blogger Buddies - and even the ones that aren't there that I stalk ... er ... read.
Along the way, I found a neat place to get free Blogger templates, and a link to the original film of the Hindenburg crash, so it wasn't a total loss.
And now... Ritchie Blackmore, Ian Paice, Ian Gillian, Jon Lord and Roger Glover. 1973. Back when you had to use musical instruments to make these kinds of sounds. I wouldn't blame you if you bailed on it:
Monday, February 19, 2007
Happy President's Day
Six years ago, the worst president in the history of the United States was inaugurated, and we have been paying for it ever since. Geez, we even had another chance to keep him out of our lives, and we screwed the pooch. As you will no doubt remember, it started out with a bang on Inauguration Day:
Chief of Staff Andrew Card issued a sixty-day moratorium halting all new health, safety, and environmental regulations issued in the final days of the Clinton administration. We should have known, it would be all downhill from there...
Later that year, Senate Republicans introduced a bill to open up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil exploration.
In April, he got his little pal involved. Vice President Dick Cheney’s task force released its “National Energy Policy” report, calling for weaker environmental regulations and massive subsidies for the oil and gas, coal, and nuclear power industries. That's great teamwork. The kind of thing that will get you boys on the list. But, don't stop trying!
It was six years ago when Bush abandoned his campaign pledge to regulate carbon dioxide emissions from power plants and later, he backed out of Kyoto treaty on global warming.
In 2001, the Bush administration abandoned an international effort to crack down on offshore tax havens.
In December of that year, a White House commission recommended privatizing Social Security. Do you remember all the screaming we had to do over that? I'm still hoarse.
2001 got off to a rollicking start with the Bush Administration, and the year wasn't over yet.
Six it is.
Happy President's Day.
Thanks to IN THESE TIMES, A Timeline of Failure, by Craig Aaron for the list. There's more here.
Sunday, February 18, 2007
As the Old Broad Would Say ... OMFG
QUESTION: A lot of our allies in Europe do a lot of business with Iran. So I wonder what your thought are about how you further tighten the financial pressure on Iran, in particular, if it also means economic pain for a lot of our allies.
BUSH: It's an interesting question. One of the problems, not specifically on this issue, just in general, that -- let's put it this way: Money trumps peace, sometimes.
In other words, commercial interests are very powerful interests throughout the world. And part of the issue in convincing people to put sanctions on a specific country is to convince them that it's in the world's interest that they forego their own financial interest.
And that's why sometimes it's tough to get tough economic sanctions on countries, and I'm not making any comment about any particular country, but you touched on a very interesting point.
You know -- so, therefore, we're constantly working with nations to convince them that what really matters in the long run is to have the environment so peace can flourish.
In case you may have glossed over that: MONEY TRUMPS PEACE.
Jesus. Who wants to form a commune in England with me?
Or is that really far enough away? How about Neptune?
Stop over at Pam's to see the video.
Viva Wayne Newton
A Question for the Panel
I noticed a tip box on the counter of my local Subway on Sunday, and wondered if I was being a cheapskate for not dropping something in. My sandwich order came to $8.38, so was I supposed to leave $1.25? (15%) - I don't think so. There was a dollar bill hanging (obviously placed by the owner) and some loose change inside, so it wasn't one of those 'take-a-penny, leave-a-penny' deals.
What say you, blogger buddies?
Paula Wins in Hawaii
And, since I should pass my 20,000th page view on Sunday, a nice story about Paula should speed the process along nicely. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to throw one of those Blogger Parties that I keep hearing about. I just happened to notice the 19979 on the counter Saturday, so I figures...
I don't expect to feel any differently tomorrow, either for the 20000 or the golf thing. It's still cold and I still have to go to work on Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Cool.