"And I'll say it again, I need a brand new friend." Jim Morrison Hyacinth House For about the tenth time in the past three years, I have abandoned Facebook. Mostly because it has abandoned me. Oh Facebook, why hast thou forsaken me? I know why. It's because Facebook is a happy place. It's a place where people can say, "Hey, Look at me! See what I'm doing!" And mostly, I'm doing it without you. That's where the forsaken part comes in. We have real friends (or most of you do) and we have our Facebook Friends. Facebook friends are mostly acquaintances that we otherwise wouldn't associate with if it weren't for the Internet and its so-called social interaction skills. Part of those social interaction skills are supposed to bring together people with like interests. What it really does is bring us together with people with whom we have one thing in common, and Facebook software links us up with others who ...