My Sick Mind

BEVERLY: You're not still writing that thank-you note? CAROL: I'm on the last page. How do you spell conscience? BEVERLY: C-o-n-s-c-i-e-n-c-e. I got Sean from the bakery to baby-sit so let's go out. CAROL: I still don't feel safe leaving Spencer with someone. How do you spell it again? BEVERLY: Spencer is okay. CAROL: I have to finish this letter or I'll go nuts. This can't be right - con science . MIAMI – Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth was charged Wednesday with killing a pedestrian last month while driving drunk after a night out at a swank South Beach nightspot. An arrest warrant charging Stallworth, 28, with DUI manslaughter was filed in the March 14 accident that killed 59-year-old Mario Reyes. If convicted, Stallworth would face as many as 15 years in prison. If we insert our friend mister apostrophe, it becomes man's laughter . Strange thing, this language. So anyway, here's another strange twist to the story: Stallworth w...

MIAMI (AP) — A pedestrian wasn ’t in a crosswalk when Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth hit and killed him with his Bentley, according to a report released Tuesday by police in Miami Beach. According to the report, Stallworth told officers he flashed his lights to try to warn 59-year-old Mario Reyes, a construction crane operator who was rushing to catch a bus after getting off work around 7:15 a.m. March 14. Police said Stallworth was driving about 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. They are investigating whether alcohol played a role in the accident. No charges have been filed against Stallworth pending the outcome of blood tests. A police diagram shows that Reyes was hit in the far left lane of the six-lane MacArthur Causeway - not in a nearby crosswalk. Stallworth stopped a few feet away. He flashed his lights. What more do you want? That's the problem with news stories that " allege " that someone did something or count on third-person accounts of someth...