Thursday Thirteen v.8
Thirteen Reasons I Almost Didn't Do a Thursday Thirteen This Week
Subtitle: Thirteen Lame-Assed Excuses
1. Daylight Savings Time ended, and I've been slowly adjusting. It's dark all the time.
2. My Helper Monkeys walked out. I've been buying those green bananas again. The last time they threw crap on me, so I guess I'm lucky they walked out.
3. Hallowe'en. I'm logy from eating too many Skittles. I'm peeing a rainbow.
4. I'm still goofing with my new toy. So far, I've found the "on" button and have also been able to find my ass with both hands.
5. I'm working on the Friday Five. It's 62% less work. I'd be done by now.
6. Sex sex sex. Thinking about it takes up a lot of time. Apparently, the whole "hump day" thing is just an expression.
7. I got mezmerized by this site and wasted a lot of time.
8. I made the mistake of out-sourcing the job to India and had to have the whole thing translated from Hindi. Gurūvāra Tēraha.
9. Trans fat. The damned trans fat.
10. I got all drunked-up celebrating World Vegan Day. Who knew vodka is made from potatoes?
11. There was a big spider near my keyboard. I ran. Lousy monkeys.
12. Bush said that he wants Rumsfeld and Cheney to stay until the end of his term. I was up all night alternately screaming and crying.
13. I just noticed the little arrow in the FedEx logo and couldn't stop staring at it.
2. My Helper Monkeys walked out. I've been buying those green bananas again. The last time they threw crap on me, so I guess I'm lucky they walked out.
3. Hallowe'en. I'm logy from eating too many Skittles. I'm peeing a rainbow.
4. I'm still goofing with my new toy. So far, I've found the "on" button and have also been able to find my ass with both hands.
5. I'm working on the Friday Five. It's 62% less work. I'd be done by now.
6. Sex sex sex. Thinking about it takes up a lot of time. Apparently, the whole "hump day" thing is just an expression.
7. I got mezmerized by this site and wasted a lot of time.
8. I made the mistake of out-sourcing the job to India and had to have the whole thing translated from Hindi. Gurūvāra Tēraha.
9. Trans fat. The damned trans fat.10. I got all drunked-up celebrating World Vegan Day. Who knew vodka is made from potatoes?
11. There was a big spider near my keyboard. I ran. Lousy monkeys.
12. Bush said that he wants Rumsfeld and Cheney to stay until the end of his term. I was up all night alternately screaming and crying.
13. I just noticed the little arrow in the FedEx logo and couldn't stop staring at it.
Comments
Happy TT!
Guess I won't be blogging anymore this week...Happy TT!
As for #6, I'd watch surfing blogs today....there are still HNTers out there!!! So if you were thinking of surfing blogs as a distraction, watch out!!
Mine is up! Please stop by www.thechristopherfamily.blogspot.com to vote for our daughters name!!!
I'm just glad you're able to publish your list this week :)
happy Thursday!
my tt list is up.
have a great day and back off the skittles man. :)
Excellent list.
And you need to get riper bananas for the monkey helpers.. Green one give them a tummy ache!!!
I'm finally up it seemed to take me forever today!
Is it scary I knew Vodka was made from potatoes.
When it comes to the Shrub, I scream everyday, so I couldnt use that as an excuse.
You are so funny and charming!
Your cat is so handsome he is a real show off in the grass.
Here is mine:
http://gnosticminx.blogspot.com/2006/11/thirteen-favourite-words.html
http://fiberbabble.blogspot.com/2006/11/thursday-thirteen_01.html