Saturday, December 30, 2006

Mega What?

Oh ... 2007 looks like a Helluva year...


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Start using a condom.



Get your resolution here.


Meanwhile...

The final Mega Millions drawing of 2006 resulted in more than 585,000 winning tickets, but none of them hit the jackpot. That means the excitement continues to build, and the Mega Millions jackpot for January 2, 2007 grows to an estimated $84 million.
Here is a complete breakdown of all 587,301 winning tickets in Friday's drawing:

Jackpot Winners

0 tickets matched all 6 numbers for: jackpot Other Prize Winners Prize Amount*
5 tickets matched 5 numbers for $250,000
27 tickets matched 4 numbers + the Mega Ball for $10,000
1,355 tickets matched 4 numbers for $150
1,716 tickets matched 3 numbers + the Mega Ball for $150
29,
105 tickets matched 2 numbers + the Mega Ball for $10
79,
893 tickets matched 3 numbers for $7
169,768 tickets matched 1 number + the Mega Ball for $3
305,432 tickets matched the Mega Ball for $2

So, play the Mega Millions jackpot for a chance to win ... two dollars. The excitement builds, indeed.

Speaking of winning the lottery...and I don't mean her...

Comedian Jay Mohr exchanged wedding vows with 'Las Vegas' actress Nikki Cox in a ceremony in Los Angeles, People magazine reported. (AP Photo/Dima Gavrysh)

And, there are all kinds of winners out there...

MADRID, Spain - A 67-year-old Spanish woman became the world's oldest mother after she gave birth to twins in the northern city of Barcelona on Saturday, a hospital official said. The woman, whose identity has not been revealed by Sant Pau hospital, gave birth by caesarian section on Saturday having previously undergone in vitro fertilization in the United States.

Let's see ... when the kids are 18 ... never mind.

10 comments:

supergirlest said...

you'll LOVE mine!

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Stop being a productive member of society.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and mine was I'm gonna learn to love Dubya. :-)

Pam said...

No WAY Hill!!

I think that Nikki chick actually hit the literal jackpot. I bet Jay Mohr is WAY richer than she is!

Using a condom....hmmmmm.

Anthony said...

yes, condoms. How do you get those damned things open?

Pam said...

I think they use their teeth in the movies.

I'd probably need scissors though!

Anthony said...

Scissors? I can't bring scissors into that situation. All sorts of tragic events could follow.

I thought you were supposed to pull them open like a bag of chips?

Pam said...

What, are you worried you'd put someone's eye out with that thing? The scissors, I mean,

Maybe you can just borrow my daughter's safety scissors? You know, with the rounded tips?

Anthony said...

It's been years since I've put anyone's eye out.
I can't run with it either ... the scissors, I mean.

Kate Michele said...

I"m going to sell myself on ebay.

Very interesting really.

Happy new year Anthony!!!

Sparky Duck said...

HNY! and who did Jay Mohr sell his soul too??