Breast wishes for a Mary Christmas to all you boobs out there.

File this one under "The right thing for the wrong reason":

LOS ANGELES, Dec 4 (Reuters) - Porn star Mary Carey, who shot to fame by running for California governor against Arnold Schwarzenegger, unveiled plans on Tuesday to auction off her autographed, recently removed breast implants for charity. Carey said the size 36-D implants were taken out two weeks ago and replaced with larger 36-DDDs and while under anesthesia she realized they could be used to raise money for breast cancer research.

"The doctors asked me what I wanted to do with them and I said, 'You know what, I'm going to keep them and try to sell them. Because my grandmother had breast cancer," Carey told Reuters in an interview. The autographed implants have been placed on eBay and Carey, whose real name is Mary Cook, said she planned to donate some 90 percent of the proceeds to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.
 

Atta girl, Mary. Many great ideas were born while under anesthesia, and something tells me you do your best thinking when you're gassed up. I just hope she cleans them up first. I'm sure the Susan G. Komen people couldn't be happier. Hey, cash is cash, right?
 

All this time I've been wasting selling old football cards and camera equipment, I've been missing the big picture. If you're interested (and who isn't?) you can check 'em out here. As of 9pm Tuesday, the bid was $2,025 (plus $12 shipping). Hurry, because bidding ends on December 13, so I'm sure Mary can get them to you in time for your Christmas celebration.
 

Makes a nice stocking stuffer - kinda.