Suri You Can't Be Serious

This photo released by the Capla Kesting Gallery(CKG) shows a sculpture purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri Cruise's first bowel movement. The work by controversial artist Daniel Edwards, is to be auctioned off for charity on eBay next month.(AFP/CKG-HO)

Boy, am I mad at my parents for not saving my first poop. Not that it would sell on eBay, but a guy would sure like to have his first poop for the old mantle. It beats the Hell out of those bronzed baby shoes.

Comments

Kate Michele said…
WTF??? I don't get it...
August 31, 2006 at 8:25 AM
Anthony said…
I'll be sure to post a follow-up of the eBay auction.

Who wouldn't want a replica of infant poop?

I'm guessing John Mark Karr will be the winning bidder.
August 31, 2006 at 9:47 AM
Anonymous said…
something is very very wrong with the shape of that one. that ain't breastmilk, man!!
August 31, 2006 at 2:29 PM
Anthony said…
I'll take your word for it, becky!

Maybe the shape has something to do with that Christian Science deal?
August 31, 2006 at 2:45 PM
Kate Michele said…
So true becky!! My boys didn;t have formed poop till....Hell they still don;t!!
August 31, 2006 at 2:49 PM
Anthony said…
Starting tomorrow - new blog name:

THE SOFT POOP FORUM
August 31, 2006 at 3:48 PM
Anonymous said…
that's just wrong on sooo many levels.
August 31, 2006 at 8:25 PM
Pam said…
Um yeah - solid poop doesn't come along for quite some time.

I'm betting it's a fraud.
August 31, 2006 at 10:57 PM
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