Just When You Thought it Was Over

I was starting to think that this blog was getting a little too serious - you thought so too, right? In the nick of cyber-time, along comes an e-mail from Heaven with news that sent me whirring to the log-on page at the Blogger thingy. It was a notice from Ticketmaster, reminding me of an important concert event coming to the Wachovia Center in Philly in July ...

POP TARTS PRESENTS: AMERICAN IDOLS LIVE!

Whoever decided that Pop Tarts should sponsor the American Idols tour is a marketing genius. To you, sir or madam, I remove my figurative hat in tribute to your keen sense of irony. Pop Tarts indeed. I even wrote a little poem:

The perfect sponsor and

symbolic twist

for such a group of twits as these.

To you, my friends,

the tarts of pop,

I wave my private parts

and sneeze.

Thank you, worthless TV show, for making me funny again. I couldn't have done it without you.

Same to you, Simon. You pompous clown.

I feel much better now.