tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-251016572024-03-18T01:42:22.293-04:00My Sick MindRandom thoughts and questions that probably shouldn't be thought of or questioned.Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.comBlogger1860125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-57458138131398338212023-08-20T20:17:00.002-04:002023-08-20T20:17:26.415-04:00Do You Remember?<p>There was a post on Twitter … ahem … X today from the Phillies. It showed some kids holding up their cell phones at Bryce Harper, with the caption “Remember.” Which, of course, got me to thinking.</p><p>If we’re running around with our cell phones out, recording every possible encounter, are we remembering it later or just being <i>reminded</i> of it? There is a huge difference.</p><p>When I was a kid - in the 1960s - we didn’t take a lot of family photos, and the only time dad’s movie camera came out was at Christmas, where he could blind me with the giant spotlights in my face.</p><p>The point is, I remember that stuff. All that stuff from my childhood. I remember it. I didn’t put it on YouTube or attach it to an Instagram story. It happened to me, and it’s in my memory. That’s part of what remember means.</p><p><i><span style="font-size: x-small;">“Hey, you remember that time we did that thing?”</span></i></p><p><i><span style="font-size: x-small;">“Yeah - I got it all on video.”</span></i></p><p>But mostly they say “filming” which is odd, since we haven’t used film in decades, and most of the kids saying “I’m filming this” have NEVER used film. And yet, the expression survives. More odd behavior from the humans.</p><p>And, I wonder if most of the things I remember would look the same to me if I somehow could see them on video? I might be surprised at how differently I pictured it in my head years later. Memory tends to mask-out details and only leaves room for broad spectrum stuff. That’s what make memories fun, At least when they’re good memories.</p><p>We would all like to erase the bad ones.</p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-38874207244615191082022-06-24T21:24:00.004-04:002022-06-24T21:24:59.781-04:00Death and Dying<p> I would have thought that going through the death of my mother would be just “another experience,” but as usual, my assumptions were incorrect.</p><p>She died almost a year ago - August - and the effects of watching her demise and ultimately watching her die have made irreparable impressions on me.</p><p>I was a child of nine years when my father died. He died at home, in our living room, and I watched it. The slow, impenetrable loss of life made an impression, but it wasn’t until many years later that it would make itself known.</p><p>As a kid, I had no understanding of death - what it was, how it happened, or what happens afterward. I remember feeling almost nothing, and later feeling like something had changed, but I wasn’t certain what. Eventually, it dawned on me that I no longer had a father, or a father-figure. Mom tried to replace that with friends and family, but I was already too shut-off from people that I couldn’t accept their gestures. I don’t know if they were awkward or if it was my reticence that made them eventually amount to zero.</p><p>From then until … well, now … I have had to live a life without a man to relate any feelings to or find a common ground about … well, now … being a man. So, here I am as the person before you. Good or bad, it’s, as they say, the way it is.</p><p>Dad’s death was more of an eventual calamity than immediate. At least for me it was. Mom had a much harder time with it, losing her lover, her provider, and her rock. Dad and I were as close as we could be, but there is nothing that compares with the love of a husband and wife - at least I hope so.</p><p>When mom died last year, I thought I would - just as eventually - get over the idea that I no longer have her in my life. After all, she was 96 and, aren’t people supposed to feel as though they’ve lived a “full life” by then? I don’t know.</p><p>What has happened instead, is that I struggle with my own mortality. At the age of 64, I am most certainly on the back-nine of life. MAYBE I have a good 20 years left? Compared to the ones behind me, it’s a drip in the ocean. Besides which, I haven’t exactly lived the “full life” as advertised.</p><p>Have any of us? Have we achieved any of the things that we sought? At this point, I feel as though I have lived a mostly wasted life, and I’m contemplating what it is - exactly - that we’re supposed to be doing here.</p><p>Let me know when you figure it out.</p><p><br /></p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-49473481285467517122021-01-25T20:23:00.003-05:002021-01-25T20:32:41.407-05:00The New Audio<p style="text-align: justify;"><b>If you’re old - like me</b>, you remember buying stereo equipment. And, like me, you remember spending a lot of money on what looked like great stereo equipment, only to find that it was ... well ... mediocre stereo equipment.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wJc2vdm3G60/YA9nM5dL_GI/AAAAAAAAFqc/U5OeVQ1IUVcK1tt_lUHcJAXt-yKtJCACACLcBGAsYHQ/s600/943DC72D-2A37-4C69-9111-B0FD9C716A99.jpeg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="337" data-original-width="600" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wJc2vdm3G60/YA9nM5dL_GI/AAAAAAAAFqc/U5OeVQ1IUVcK1tt_lUHcJAXt-yKtJCACACLcBGAsYHQ/s320/943DC72D-2A37-4C69-9111-B0FD9C716A99.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><b>In the 1970s, we knew what the “Good Stuff” was. </b>McIntosh, Marantz, high-end Sony - the stuff that we saw in Stereo Review magazine. Those full-page ads with mouth-drooling stuff that we couldn’t afford if we took-out a small business loan.<p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>All I can remember</b> is seeing that stuff, and knowing that I couldn’t afford it, and going to a low-end stereo store (like at the Mall) and buying a rack of stuff by Panasonic that came in twelve boxes, with speakers that could have substituted as furniture. If I paid $400 (1976 dollars) for a giant rack system, I felt like a winner. That was substantially better than spending $1,000 for a McIntosh amp, where I’d still have to spend another $1,500 for qualified speakers and a Dual or Audio-Technica turntable. Somehow, that Panasonic turntable would have to make-do, even though it was probably gradually destroying my records every time I put them on the damned thing. Such was the life of a minimum-wage earner in the mid-1970s.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>As it was</b>, the Panasonic system that I bought (similar to the photo above) was QUADRAPHONIC, and as such, well above my pedestrian (although semi-sophisticated, since I read the magazines) skill level. The only quadrophonic album I owned was Mike Oldfield’s “Tubular Bells,” and since I didn’t have the requisite quadrophonic pre-amp (what the HELL was that?) I only had a pseudo-quad system, in that I had four speakers, but they were really two-channel stereo. Still, they took-up a quarter of my bedroom, so I guess the “quad” thing applied, somehow.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Over the years,</b> I went through a couple of turntables. Grew from buying “needles” to “cartridges,” and learned the difference between sapphire and diamond, but never adapted to the noise and fragility of the vinyl record.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>I also went through several different record-cleaning devices, </b>eventually settling-on dish soap, warm water, and a terry cloth towel. All that futuristic crap of sprays, sponges, and cloths (that I also read about in the magazines) was pointless, and a waste of money that I could have spent on a better sound system.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>And then</b> ... like a beacon of light in the darkness, came the Compact Disc. Sure, we sacrificed the 12” x 12” album artwork, but hey - it was a COMPACT ... DISC. No scratches, no noise, no dish soap. Just a disc that I put in a player and it sounded the same EVERY TIME.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>They were about four times the price</b> of my old albums, and the player was another expense. I spent $125 for a single-disc CD player, and it was the cheapest one I could find. The first disc I bought was King Crimson’s “Larks Tongues in Aspic,” and I couldn’t wait to hear it noise-free through my $400 Panasonic semi-quadrophonic sound system. I was in sonic heaven.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>I skipped-over the cassette tape and 8-track “revolution.” </b>Cassette tapes were more of a convenience for cars, and were a major pain-in-the-ass to anyone trying to find the third song on an album. 8-track tapes were just stupid from the start. Mid-song, they would fade-out - make a loud clicking noise - and fade back in. We were supposed to enjoy that. I owned many cassette player/recorders, but never owned an 8-track player. I had my limits.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>And so, here we are - in 2021. </b>Vinyl records have made a comeback, even though I can put my entire record collection (vast as it is) on my iPhone. Noise-free, and with a simple $10 subscription to Apple Music, I can listen to anything with just a search and click. No more standing in line at the record store, waiting for the new releases to come out, only to come home and find that the record skipped, and I’d have to either deal with it (penny on the tone arm) or take it back.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Purists</b> (whom I used to consider myself) would tell you that vinyl is “pure,” but people my age would tell you that the convenience and simplicity of electronic media is so much better, that I don’t give a crap about your purity.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Over the last 50 or so years, </b>I have been through several forms of media. Records, tapes, CDs, mp3 ... and I have no idea what the next 50 years holds, but I’m happy to point-and-click and listen to whatever I want to hear without traveling to a record store or going through the agony of preserving the media and spending a small fortune on equipment.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>So, go ahead and believe </b>that vinyl is some sort of God-given path to music. For me, I’ll continue to appreciate the convenience that technology has given me, and never again have to go back to scratchy records and storage.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Sometimes, you have to go through the agony of the process to appreciate the convenience of technology.</b></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-52372461450660680342021-01-23T20:26:00.000-05:002021-01-23T20:26:07.248-05:00My New Appreciation for Retail<div style="text-align: justify;">I’ve been “retired” since July 2019. It’s been OK, although I thought I’d have time and money to do the things I’ve been wanting to do, like travel. Covid-19 did that in for me back in March. It cancelled my Phillies games, and my Philly bar visits. As a result, my days have been spent waiting for the gyms to open and searching for stuff to watch on TV. Kinda boring, as it is.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I persevered for about a year-and-a-half. Had it not been for Covid, I might have searched for work earlier. As it was, I waited for the perfect opportunity to return to the workforce. Since I’ve been collecting Social Security benefits, my prospects were slim. I can’t earn more than $1850 a month, or I’d have to give back some of my benefits, and that math is too difficult for me to work on.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The local CVS drug store moved-out of my neighboring complex a year ago, and I’ve been waiting to see who would move back into that space. Last month, the Dollar Tree sign went up and I jumped on the prospect.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">On a Wednesday, I sent a resume and filled-out the employment questionnaire online for a part-time job. A few hours later, I got a reply, and later that day, I was hired. Shows ya what a great resume and highly-qualified person can accomplish in a short period of time!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The place is a five-minute walk from home, and the salary isn’t going to interfere with my Social Security, so it’s the perfect job for me. The only issue was that I was not experienced as a cashier - and that wouldn’t be my primary job. OK, so let’s re-invent myself, right?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I spent my first week stocking shelves and sorting things. Stuff comes-in in big boxes. We break them open and place them on shelves. It’s difficult but satisfying work. From empty shelves and racks comes full shelves for customers. Two weeks of work to make a store ready for opening is satisfying.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">As it turns out, everybody who visits my store is happy to be there. After all, they’re paying a dollar for everything, and most carts are filled with stuff,</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Initially, I was hesitant to work the register. I have heard stories about “Karens” who gave workers a hard time. Right? After a few days on the register, all of my (ALL OF MY) customers have been gracious and kind, and the register work has been a joy - although stressful. The stress has been on my end.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I worry that I’ll give-back the wrong change or that I’ll be too slow. None of that has happened. My first day, I was 41 cents over. No clue how that happened. My last two days, I was one and two cents over, The store doesn’t care unless you’re $3 either way, but I care because I’m OCD. Even though the computer tells me how much to count, I count it out-loud, and obsess over the money because I know the consumers do.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Mostly, what I do (and like) is the small-talk during the transactions. And, the non-talk I do, which is more difficult,</div><div style="text-align: justify;">One customer bought 41 pair of pruning shears. FORTY-ONE. I didn’t say a word - just rang it up. When he left, I said to the next customer, “Wow - that’s a lot of pruning shears, right?” No response. OK.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">We’re busy most of the time. As it turns out, consumers love dollar-store merchandise. One customer bought five pair of reading glasses for $5. He said, “I’ll be back in a month when I lose these.” They are happy to be getting bargains for items that would otherwise cost them more. Party supplies, greeting cards, decorations, holiday stuff ... the dollar-store concept is HUGE.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Everybody that comes in talks about how much they love the new store. I’m enjoying my time with them, and enjoying how much they love getting bargains for things that would otherwise cost them much more at regular retail stores.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">AND, it’s all next-door. Go figure how happy I’d be in retirement. Thanks, Dollar Tree.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-15253227487933487042020-12-25T20:43:00.001-05:002020-12-25T20:43:11.201-05:00Christmas Memories<p style="text-align: justify;"><b>1995</b>. Nearly a century ago. I was married, and figuring that the end was near. The wife had already “forgotten” my birthday in October, and I was half-heartedly shopping for a Christmas gift that would ultimately disappoint her.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>I can’t recall what I bought</b> - doesn’t matter, really - but I do remember what she had for me. It is forever etched in my memory, unlike so many other Christmas gifts past.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Our tradition </b>(such as it was) was to open gifts on Christmas Eve, supposedly to save us the fuss of the Christmas morning ritual, I don’t know, really. We had a tree. A real one, because she insisted, so OK, we went out and I cut down a tree. The reward was pine needles in our living room. That is beside the point.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Whatever I had gotten for her was brought out. </b>I suspect it was a sweater or some other conservative, concealing article of clothing. I wouldn’t dare buy her anything suggestive like a negligee or anything from Victoria’s Secret. She had her own secret, which would become obvious as the years passed. But, that is beside the point.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Under my portion of the tree </b>were four boxes, each identically shaped and sized. My suspicion turned-out to be realized - that they were four boxes of alcohol. Two bottles of vodka, a bottle of rum, and a bottle of Jack Daniel’s. Truth be known, she would have been better-off with four bottles of vodka. Puzzled, I thanked her (in my way) and went about my business.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Less than a week later,</b> I was on my way home and I could see from the road that the light was on in our condo. Customarily, she would stop at her mother’s house after work, so seeing her at home before six was odd. Nevertheless, I proceeded to my regular gym routine, not really thinking much of the light. At around six-thirty, I got home, and the lights were out. Hmm. That’s strange, right?</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>When you are accustomed to a certain environment</b>, you know that something is wrong the second you walk in. I could see through to our back room, and noticed that a framed photo that was on the wall was no longer there. Immediately, I noticed that several other things were not “as usual.” After looking around a little, I saw a note on the bedroom dresser:</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><i>I know that I will never be able to fill your needs. Take care of the cat, He is very special. - Robin</i></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>So there it was.</b> Perhaps the most cowardly way to exit. Obviously, she had faked going to work, and had instead spent the day packing-up and moving - bit by bit - back to her parents’ house. It must have taken at least until six o’clock, and I always wondered what would have happened if I had trusted my instincts and, instead of doing the gym thing, I had turned around and just went home. Spilled milk.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Back to the four bottles of alcohol. </b>As we agreed, in order for her to agree to return, I would attend counseling sessions with her. We met with the counselor for an hour or so, and toward the end, the counselor said, “I don’t think you two should be married to each other.” I found that odd, since (I thought) the counselor had only known us for an hour or so, but how can you argue with logic?</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>During the session,</b> I brought-up the alcohol. I said, “I suspected that the reason she bought me four bottles of booze was that she knew she was leaving, and wanted to give me something to drown my sorrows.” The counselor turned to her, and she said, “Yes, that’s right.”</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Little did I know, </b>she had seen the counselor previously, on her own, but I didn’t know that until months later when I found a receipt for payment that was dated a month prior to my first meeting. Pre-meditated. And yes, she came back, but by March of 1996 she was gone again. This time, bravely in person, leaving me and the cat in her wake.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Prior to the Christmas of 1995,</b> I wasn’t very excited about the holiday. The stress, and ultimately its anti-climax usually left me wanting. I discovered that wanting was a wasted emotion. To this day, I’m not very good at accepting gifts or asking for help. It’s part of my nature. But that Christmas soured me on it completely, irreparably and with nobody to struggle over buying a gift for, I was left orphaned from the holiday. We never had children and I have had girlfriends over the years, but the last ten years (at least) have been bereft of physical or emotional contact. The holiday comes and goes. I don’t blame her, but she certainly did not contribute to my overall happiness. You can research this blog for the Amazing Stories of My Marriage.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>But, I did take very good care of the cat.</b></p><p><br /></p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-26310706430258911202020-06-29T22:09:00.000-04:002020-06-29T22:09:09.032-04:00Covid Says What?<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<b>Friday was my last day </b>as a regular employee at my job. I’ve been there 28 years. Prior to that, I worked at a company for 15 years. Those were the only two jobs I ever had. I’ve been working since I was 18 years old, and now -- I’m not. They call it "retirement," but it feels more like I am being laid-off with benefits. Those benefits include health care, and a small lump-sum of money that is just enough to make me feel like I would have been better-off staying. You get the point.</div>
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<b>It’s a strange feeling. </b>I have taken extended vacation time, but I always knew I was coming back to work. This time, the extended vacation is permanent. I guess I should feel better about it, but I’m a firm believer that we shouldn’t tell people how to feel, and well - I don’t feel great about it.</div>
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<b>I saved what I could, </b>while allowing for "living my life" stuff, paying bills, and surviving day-to-day. Along the way, I encountered some financial difficulties, not the least of which was a DUI violation in 2001 which wound up costing me about $13,000. I’m still paying for that. Along the way, my wife and I divorced. That threw a monkey wrench <i>(I always felt that a useful tool like a monkey wrench got a bad rep, but that is another story</i>) into my plans. I should be putting my feet up while my wife works another year or two, and then we could both be touring the country in an RV - but that is spilled milk. <i>(Spilled milk gets exactly the reputation it deserves</i>)</div>
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Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-69030287908809181442019-06-08T22:33:00.000-04:002019-06-08T22:33:58.982-04:00Another Slice of (my) Life<p>Let’s see if I can properly describe this. (Stream of consciousness posting)<p></p></p><p>From the beginning, over the last year I became friends with a woman in my exercise classes. I always suspected that she was married, and after asking a few people, it turned out I was correct. However, that didn’t deter me from continuing to be her friend, as it should not have. She is loud, profane, fun, and smart - and she is petite and muscular, which I find amazingly sexy. I like everything about her.</p><p>Over the past several months, I found out that she was going through a lengthly divorce, and had hired a forensic accountant to examine his books, since he was stashing money away in separate accounts. “It could take a year,” she told me. OK then, whatever, Where am I going?</p><p>Last week, she invited me to go out after work with some other friends from our gym. It’s kind of a private group, and inviting me was entirely on her end. It’s kind of like a third-party invite - but I accepted it anyway. I like her, and I want to stay in her peripheral vision until such time that I can ask her out on a real date - and not a date with a bunch of other people.</p><p>I knew that not everyone in the group would want me to attend. It may come as a shock to you, but I am not universally well-liked. Some people can’t stand the sight of me, and while they tolerate me in the “gym setting,” when it comes to social interaction, they would probably rather have electrodes attached to their private parts than to see me out in public. Nevertheless.</p><p>I arrived earlier than I should, and walked into the bar and took a look around. I saw two people at a table who I would describe as in the last paragraph, so I retreated to my car. I waited for my “girl” to walk in, and serriptously entered and took a seat at the bar. I sat there for about a minute, and she came over and tapped me on the shoulder and invited me over to their table. “Perfect,” I thought. “I don’t have to look like a schmuck who walked in and invited himself.” Instead, I could make it appear as though she asked me over and I just sat down - which is exactly what happened. For once, I did something right. Battle won.</p><p>There were six people at the table. Two of which I didn’t know (so that means they had no opinion of me) one who knew me, and I’m assuming was happy to see me, and the other two who probably would rather have their vulvas removed than to see me in public. They barely made eye contact with me.</p><p>We sat for a while, chatting and ordering drinks and food. I’m pretty sure I behaved myself, although seeing her in regular street clothes and not schmatta gym wear was quite a shock to my system. Although, a couple of things gnawed at me afterward:</p><p>ONE: Among the conversation at the table, there was a lot of gossip about other people at our gym and what was going on in their personal lives, and some speculation. I couldn’t help but wonder if me and my “girl” would be part of that gossip later, since she asked me over and we shared a bar/food tab. We certainly looked like a couple.</p><p>TWO: The two people who dislike me were amazingly dismissive of my presence, and said “good night” to everyone at the table but me. I hope my being there would not deter them from inviting my friend to future events, since she asks me to join her.</p><p>THREE: I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I have often regretted not saying things that I thought I should have said. During our evening together, I told her “the more time I spend with you, the more I like you.” And, when we parted company afterward, I told her “you’re terrific,” which I guess sounds odd, but I really like her, and I don’t want to allow an opportunity to elude me while I have a chance to tell her how I feel.</p><p>I don’t know where any of this is going. My gut is telling me that I am making too much of her interest in me. Although, I can’t imagine that she would invite me to these things if she didn’t have some feelings, too.</p><p>I hope I’m not setting myself up for another major disappointment.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-81639819520076727362019-05-23T20:25:00.004-04:002019-05-23T20:34:41.740-04:00I’m Thinking it Over (Scenes From a Marriage Part Seven)<div style="text-align: center;">
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<b>That’s an old joke about</b> being frugal. Sometimes, we are faced with that exact question, in other terms, and we have to come up with a logical answer. Chances are, the pause will be longer than it was in the joke.</div>
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<b>The real joke is that, </b>at some point, your money <u><b><i>is</i></b></u> your life. The problem with it is that you don’t always know when it will come to fruition. My advice to young people would be, “assume that the time is tomorrow.”</div>
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<b>Generally</b>, we go through life thinking that we will live forever and that we can continue to live the way we always have. It’s difficult to see into the future and imagine a time when we will have to get by from week to week with nothing but what we have saved and what little the federal government will be giving us.<br />
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<b>I remember </b><i>(back to my marriage again) </i>sitting in our living room, making out checks for our bills, and writing one for $50 to American Century to contribute to my IRA. The wife sees it and says, "What's that for?"<br />
When I told her, she replied, "What do you need that for?"<br />
You wouldn't think it would be difficult to explain, but it was for a 30-something who was overly concerned that he wouldn't have enough saved for his retirement and thought that an extra fifty bucks here and there could actually amount to something.<br />
<i>For the record, the S&P 500 was at 420 in 1992. It sits at around 2,800 today - so you tell me.</i><br />
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<b>It was discouraging, </b>so say the least, that I thought enough about my (and her) future to dare invest money in such a scam as the stock market. She worked for the state, and had some 503[something] state-funded retirement plan to lean on. My counter-argument was "well, don't depend on the state government to take care of you in your retirement." Hate to tell you, but I was right. The state is having difficulty funding its retirement plan and is in the process of cutting it. Nevertheless.<br />
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<b>In a year or two,</b> I found that she had taken a life insurance policy out on herself. Fine, I thought. Good thinking - in case you accidentally fall down a flight of stairs or that gun misfires into your face for some odd reason.<br />
When I asked, "Who is the beneficiary?" I thought it would be a rhetorical question: <i>"Why, you dear, of course," </i>was my mythical in my head answer.<br />
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When I asked, "Why?" [a reasonable question] I was told that "you don't believe in life insurance." I never reconciled that answer, and told her that she was not only the beneficiary of my insurance policy through my job, but also the beneficiary of my retirement plan at work <b>AND</b> the IRA that I had opened - as noted earlier.<br />
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Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-6465037313457957462019-05-22T20:14:00.002-04:002019-05-22T20:14:51.773-04:00Returning to the Mundane for a Minute<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>I've been following the stock market</b> and investing for decades. As they say, I've seen them come and go. Rarely have I seen an IPO that has angered and incited opinion like the one of Beyond Meat (BYND) that took place last month.</div>
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<b>I don't know</b> if it's the product, the idea that it's a "millennial" thing, or that the value of the stock has skyrocketed since its IPO, but something has set-off the ire of the investing community.</div>
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<b>I'm reading comments</b> about how horrible the product is for our health, how it will be a flash in the pan (pun), and how it isn't any better than eating meat. At least two of those things are fallacy.</div>
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<b>I've been eating these burgers for about a year. </b>Not every day, of course. They're kind of expensive ($6 for two in the freezer section) so I generally buy a package every two weeks or so. I enjoy the taste, and I feel good about eating something that isn't either clogging my arteries or my intestines. Win-win.</div>
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<b>Some of the derogatory comments</b> I have seen focus on the idea that it's a "processed food." OK, it's a veggie burger, and as such, it has to be processed. Burgers don't grow on trees. Next.</div>
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<b>Some say, </b>"I can't pronounce the ingredients, so I'm not eating it." Well (above) there is a list of the ingredients. If you can't pronounce them, I blame the education system. </div>
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<b>Investments aside, </b>there is something about eating healthy that angers people. I'm not sure what it is, but I've experienced it first-hand. It's a kind of resentment that we aren't mainstream - buying take-out food, eating giant plates of who-knows-what -- I hear it. "Oh, you eat healthy," as though it is some sort of anti-social behavior. <i>"Come on, join us in poisoning yourself."</i> No, thank you. </div>
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Hey, I know pizza tastes good, and I love a fast-food burger every now and then (had one two weeks ago and hated myself for the past two weeks) so, it isn't beyond me (pun) to enjoy so-called "bad for me" food. I choose not to make a habit out of it.</div>
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<b>Frankly</b>, I'm glad that the stuff tastes good to me. I've heard it referred to as "eating cardboard," "tree bark" or something worse that makes me want to go off and eat somewhere else. Like John Candy's Uncle Buck character who admitted, "<i>There's something about this hat - it angers people,"</i> my food angers people, and I don't know why.</div>
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<b>I'm not asking you to eat it - </b>I'm just asking you to allow me to eat it. Is that too much to ask? Maybe.</div>
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I'm not asking you to invest in BYND - quite the contrary. It's way up since its IPO and headed back to earth. There might be a point at which it's a value, but it will have little to do with the product itself and mostly to do with the public's acceptance of it. That's kind of sad, since alcohol, tobacco, and recently, pot stocks have garnered a lot of attention and continue to trade lustfully on the market.</div>
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<b>Try as I might </b>to conjure up some positives for this series, the images fail me greatly. Perhaps because, in the moment, they seemed positive, but in hindsight - not so much. I don't know.</div>
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<b>I focused on a 7-year-old </b>who had attracted my attention. Meanwhile, a tiny black kitten had clung himself to her sweater, refusing to give-in. "OK, I guess we'll take him."</div>
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I had to say goodbye to the old man who had won my heart. It wasn't the first time that I had to give-in to something that had won my heart - and it wouldn't be the last.</div>
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<b>So, OK</b> - we now have an 8-week-old kitten running around the place. As with many things, it became my job to take him to the vet for his first visit. Being non-committal parents, we hadn't decided on a name, and didn't figure we needed one. When the vet asked for his name for their records, I sputtered out "K.C." We had been calling him "Kitty Cat," and I didn't want to look like a total jackass, so I came up with initials to make him seem like more of an outlaw than a Gen-X cat.</div>
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<b>K.C. would become a vital part of our household. </b> We shared feeding and playing duties, although she was more of the player and I was more of the feeder - whatever. The cat was happy.</div>
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<b>When she left, KC hung by the front door. </b>"She's not coming back," I told him - but he persisted. Eventually, he became my cat because - well - cats are like that. We bonded because, well, it was his home and he had no choice - and I loved him and took care of him until his last day.</div>
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<b>We never had any children, </b>and never discussed having children. We discussed adopting a cat for weeks on end, but never a child. That's odd, eh?</div>
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<b>As it turned out, </b>KC would outlive our marriage by several years. I've written about him many times here, and <a href="https://my-sick.blogspot.com/search?q=kc">the links can be found easily</a>. </div>
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<b>Cats and dogs are loyal to a fault. </b>We come home in various moods and stages of discontent or happiness, and their response is always the same. Happy to see us. There's a lesson someplace, although many fail to see it. It isn't the person that changes - it's their circumstances. The circumstances don't matter as much as the person, but the person loses out.</div>
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<b>Perhaps</b> it depends on who is buying the food? I don't know, but I wish that people were more like cats.<br />
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<b>Oh - let's see - what else? </b> There were good times, too I guess. As the song goes, "too few to mention."</div>
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We had that natural "honeymoon period," even though there was never an actual honeymoon. That's right. We planned as minimalist a wedding as one could plan - on mostly our own dime - and afterward, retired to our new home to collapse in two heaps.</div>
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We were married on October 13, 1990 - and for you superstitious types - it was a Saturday. As I recall, the hottest October 13 on record, which should have clued me in that this was perhaps a marriage made in Hell.</div>
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<b>The reception was held in a fire hall</b> (New Jersey) because that was the best we could afford. A local delicatessen provided the catering. We hired a DJ. Her family paid for the photographer. We paid for everything else. I remember having $5,000 saved between the time I proposed and we had to pay for all this junk. Pretty much every paycheck was going toward this soiree. Money (not) well spent.</div>
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<b>The wedding was pretty standard. </b> Do you? yes. Do you, too? yes. OK, then - you're married. The real shenanigans happened during the reception.</div>
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One of her neighbors provided the "limo" (a big Lincoln of some sort) to the reception, and I remember the both of us being sort of non-plussed with the whole affair. In hindsight, we should have gone to the Justice of the Peace and saved about $5,000.</div>
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<b>We did all the standard DJ reception junk -</b> the dances, smashing the cake in our faces, and all that. We did the going from table-to-table bit to say 'hello' and collect our gifts. We got as far as a table with some of her co-workers who broke-out a bottle of Jack Daniel's and well - that was that. We never got to the last few tables with some of my relatives and some of hers.</div>
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<b>When we received all of our gifts,</b> we found that one of my uncles had re-opened his envelope, tore-up the check that he had written and replaced it with a smaller one because we had failed to reach his table.</div>
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<b>I don't remember if we even talked about taking a honeymoon.</b> I thought about surprising her with a trip, but I was out of money by the time we were done with everything. Prior to the wedding, I had been spending days and nights at our new condo, painting and waiting for furniture deliveries. </div>
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<b>It's almost thirty years later, </b>and the paint is still on the walls, the carpeting is still on the floor, and most of the furniture is still working.</div>
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<b>I don't remember how much money we got. </b> I remember getting a microwave oven, which just recently was replaced by me. We got some bric-a-brac which still sits in my basement waiting for that yard sale. I have no idea where the photos are - she probably took them. I wouldn't want to see them anyway. I wore glasses, looked like a refugee from the 1980s, and still had my horrible original teeth. Not that it's that much better now - but those were all preventable issues.</div>
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<b>The sad part in all of it is </b>that I felt like it was "do or die" as far as finding a wife was concerned. That's a horrible reason to marry someone, but there you go. Here we are some 30 years later and I feel like I was right - it was do or die. I haven't met anyone since that I would have wanted to marry...</div>
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<b>At this point in my life </b>I wonder if I will ever truly find someone to love me - and for me to love. </div>
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<b>I think I mentioned that I was tempted</b> along the way. Yeah, I'm certain I did, and I'm certain I was. Once before and once after. One I wish I had gone with and one I am happy that I did not.</div>
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I do not remember when exactly it was during my time with my future ex-wife that it happened. It was certainly after she left the company that we had both worked for, and in one of those periods where I felt like maybe - we weren't meant to be together.</div>
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<b>My company hired a woman </b>- Gisele - and I could tell you her surname if I remembered how to spell it. Geisele, if memory serves. Anyway, I thought Gisele was a beautiful name, and she differed. "Call me GG," she demanded, and so I did, although I would occasionally throw-in a Gisele, because I liked the way it sounded. And, I liked the way she looked and the way she paid attention to me and laughed at my stupid jokes. Generally, I liked her.</div>
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<b>It is one of the two huge regrets of my life - </b>the other may come in a later missive - and while I admire Gisele's deference to someone she never met, I also regretted the idea that we never had the opportunity to explore our relationship and find out if we were indeed meant for each other.</div>
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<b>It did not occur to me at the time </b>- only that I felt that I was torn between two women - that it was possible that I had made the wrong turn - or that she had encouraged me to make the wrong turn. Gisele and I had a brief discussion at one point where she explained that she explained that I was in love with my future ex-wife, and it would never work out between us. I thought differently, but lacked the necessary logic to make my point.</div>
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<b>I have tried to look up Gisele </b>on this Internet, but the attempts have failed. I'm not sure what I expected to accomplish, only that a lonely man in regret could somehow find closure in a relationship that he wishes he had pursued in hindsight.</div>
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Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-11271046318783143462019-04-02T21:33:00.001-04:002019-04-02T21:45:18.938-04:00Scenes From a Marriage - Part Two<b>OK, so — how does a relationship fall apart? </b>Glad you asked. It falls apart gradually, until finally, the pieces cannot be sewn together. When it happens, you know it. I knew it, and the gradual effect was not evident until the end.<br />
<br /><b>It comes upon you gradually. </b>One incident: I was sitting in a side room, listening (on headphones) to a song by David Sylvian. The lyrics got to me:<br /><br /><i>I fall outside of her<br />She doesn't notice<br />I fall outside of her<br />She doesn't notice at all<br /><br />And mine is an empty bed<br />I think she's forgotten.</i><br /><br /><b>I was weeping. </b>She heard me, and came into the room. “What is it now?” She asked, in an accusatory tone.<br />“You don’t love me anymore,” was my reply.<br />A moment passed, and she just turned and walked out. My suspicions confirmed.<br /><br /><b>Much later -</b> or perhaps soon, I cannot recall - she had planned a trip to visit her old college roommate (see part one) and her now husband and their new baby in Houston. Being a child of the space program, I volunteered to accompany her.<br />“Oh man - I’d love to go to Houston,” I said.<br />“No - you’ll be bored. It’s just going to be me, Jane (her sister) and the baby,” she said.<br />“I’ll rent a car, go the Johnson Space Center. You can do what you want. You’ll never know I was there.”<br />“No. We aren’t going to do anything. Just visit with the baby.” So I was told.<br />OK, then. I was never a fan of the separate vacations. Always thought it was a symptom of a failing relationship. After all, what’s the point of going on vacation by yourself? I let her go.<br /><br /><b>While I spent a five-day weekend at home alone, </b>I stewed over the decision, but figured, “Well - maybe I would be bored.” Um.<br /><br /><b>She got home,</b> and greeted me with ... a t-shirt and program from ... The (fucking) Johnson Space (fucking) Center. And, a receipt from some water park outside of Houston and a botanical garden of some sort. Where was the baby in all of this?<br /><br /><b>I was furious.</b> Not only did she lie to me about the trip, but she brought home souvenirs from the one place that I wanted to see, and thought that I would be happy to see it.<br />In a fit of Herculean strength, I tore the program in half - and threw the t-shirt in her face, proclaiming, “Give this to one of your friends at work!” I have no idea what happened to the shirt, but I know that the program wound up in the recycling bin.<div>
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<b>It has been on my mind lately </b>to write a bit about my married life, and how it became that way. Much in the matter of a Tarantino film, I'll start from the middle and work my way in and out.</div>
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<b>OK, so I made some mistakes in my life </b>-- I got married to a woman who turned out to be all about conforming to society and not the least bit interested in men, and my own instincts proved correct, but I ignored them in favor of the ... life.</div>
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<b>All along, I suspected that she wasn't fully "into it,"</b> but I persevered and thought that, no ... I must be wrong -- there isn't enough evidence. It's the Zapruder Film of relationships. I knew what happened, I just couldn't PROVE it. Every photo from her college years that I saw had a beer in her hand, surrounded by other students. Damning, but no proof.</div>
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<b>Did she have to be "into it," </b>or was your personal charm and commitment enough to sustain the relationship and prove to her that you were so committed to it that it didn't matter? We thought so, but ... no --- as it turned out.</div>
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<b>There were clues. </b>I suspected that, when she house-sat for a friend and we spent the early evening together yet still chased me home before midnight, that she wasn't interested. At the time, I thought, "Oh well - she's just being a responsible house-sitter," whatever that was. So, there I went - home - with testicles colored various shades of blue because --- well, I don't know exactly.</div>
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<b>When we visited her old college roommate and her family</b> in Tennessee, we weren't yet married. The owners of the home forbid us from sleeping together, and I thought, "Their house - their rules." That didn't stop me from lying awake in my King bed - alone - wondering what might be going on in the bed that she might be sharing with her friend. At one point in the night, I crept toward the room and listened at the door. I didn't hear anything, but still wondered if I was too late. It's an odd feeling, wondering if I was being too suspicious or not suspicious enough.</div>
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<b>When we finally had sexual intercourse </b>- further into the relationship than most others - I left panicked that I had somehow instigated the birthing ritual by not - well - pulling out soon enough. As it turned out, she had been on birth control pills for well over a month. Who was the only important person she did not tell? Yeah - me. Might have been an important bit of info to pass along, before I had started planning fatherhood.<br />
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<b>Perhaps it would have worked in my favor </b>to include another woman in our sessions? What could it have hurt? Clearly, she wasn't interested in normal intercourse, even though she routinely told me that I was "gentle and polite." We saw how far that got me.</div>
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<b>We were married on October 13</b> - a hot Saturday in 1990 - you could look it up. At the end of it all, we were exhausted, both from trying to appease our various relatives and get the fuck out of there. We had no honeymoon planned, and I remember piling all of our "wedding booty" into her Volkswagen and running off home, collapsing into bed and waking on Sunday morning - married. And every moment thereafter I thought we would wind up divorced. Perhaps it was pre-determined or perhaps it was ...</div>
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<b>Once we were married, it was all scheduled.</b> Saturday mornings. Sometimes on Sunday mornings, if the Saturday morning bit was interrupted by some schedule. In the rare circumstance that the weekend wasn't enough, a Wednesday night might suffice - if we got to bed early enough. Bed. That's all. And, the routine was -- well -- routine. This, followed by that, and this, and that -- all on some sort of schedule. There was no oddity or interjection.</div>
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There was the extremely rare - <i>rare</i> - occasion that she got drunk or watched a provocative video (see above) where the schedule was pre-empted. She used to refer to it as her "wifely duty." That thrilled me to no end, since I used to make it a priority to clean-up and become as presentable as possible. As it turns out, it was all for naught.<br />
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<b>It wasn't your normal man/woman relationship.</b> I remember coaxing her to stay up and watch the pay-per-view of Howard Stern's "Underpants and Negligee Party." We had been married for a few months, and I was (and am) a big fan of Howard, and thought it might be interesting. Yes, it was. She sat and took it in. Mostly, it was various women running around in stages of undress and Howard (being Howard) working them into states of sexual coercion. All for about ten dollars.</div>
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<b>By now, you are reading this thinking, </b>"Dear God," but no. I am writing this to inform you that not every relationship is what you think it is, even if you are in it. My problem was that I had nothing else, and it was the desperation that led to my acceptance. I suspected that there were other issues (not that there's anything wrong with that) but chose to ignore them in exchange for the routine sexual experience that turned out to be - well - routine.</div>
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<b>Yeah, OK -</b> so maybe that isn't the best choice of titles. Fuck off, then.</div>
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<b>Regardless, </b>it's a fact of life - or at least my life. It is supposed to get easier, or at least that's what they told me, whoever 'they' are. Liars.<br />
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<b>It gets more difficult. </b> Hear me, millennials. You know who you are. Your "everybody gets a trophy" and "participation award" lifestyle is a farce, and you will have to face up to it sooner than later. Get a grip on your life and start (or stop) doing these things:<br />
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<li><b>Start saving for your future</b>. It's coming sooner than you think. It certainly came sooner than I thought, and I started saving for it relatively soon. You can start with as little as $5 at a time on stash.com and acorns.com. Ask me, and I'll tell you. And yes, little bits add-up. It's called "the power of compounding" Do a Google search on your fucking phone.</li>
<li><b>Get off your fucking phone. </b>It is a distraction. Continue to live your life free of distractions. You will come to realize the beauty of the world around you without your face in your phone.</li>
<li><b>Realize that the world isn't here to serve you.</b> You have to look out for yourself because nobody else will. You cannot depend on anyone to make your dreams come true or realize your future, because they really ... don't give a shit about you and your dreams. They care about their own, and the sooner you realize that, the better off you will be.</li>
<li><b>Stop spending money on crap. </b> You think it's something you need, but it really isn't. You don't need the latest "thing," you are told you do, but you really do not. Get along with what you got along with, and you will be just as happy.</li>
<li><b>Don't believe everything you hear. </b>The Internet is full of crap, and most of it is just that - crap. </li>
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<b>If you think your life will get easier as you get older -</b> think again. It gets more difficult. At least it did for me. I'm alone in the world, making my own decisions. The cat is no help.</div>
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<b>People get married with the idea</b> that "till death do us part," which is bullshit because, as it happens, death isn't the only thing that can do you part. There are lots of things.</div>
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Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-50561016879245811022019-02-17T16:22:00.002-05:002019-02-17T16:31:09.416-05:00Stay in Your Lane<p>I have lived my life thinking that we are all "created equal." As I grow older, and find myself at the tail end of my working career, I have come to question that philosphy. In fact, we are not all created equally, and I have come to realize that I should not only realize that, but also endeavor to "stay in my lane." That is, maintain relationships with people in my economic strata and ignore those outside of it.</p><p></p><p></p><p>As I and some of my co-workers enter our so-called "retirement" at my company, discussions about our personal finances and prospects for life after work have come to center stage, and the more of them I hear, the more I feel like I should stay in my lane.</p><p>When the 38 of us met in the company’s conference room in November, I looked around and realized that I was at the low end of the pay scale. I have never been part of management, and certainly not a Director or Vice President of anything, as many of my co-workers have been. Being on my own for the majority of my life there, I have also never been privileged to have a working spouse or fortunate enough to have someone to lean on financially.</p><p>While it is true that I can turn ten dollars into twenty dollars, it is also true that I could never turn a thousand dollars into two thousand dollars, because all I have is ten dollars. And, there’s the rub. I have co-workers who complain that the recent market downturn has cost them "a half a million dollars." OK, then. It cost me far less than that. I’d be privileged if any downturn cost me a half million dollars.</p><p>Matching six percent of my 28 years worth of meager salary is nowhere near the six percent of others’ salaries which were twice mine, and included management bonuses and other perks. I did the best I could with what I had, and it never occurred to me how far away I was from the others until this retirement package came up. Most of them will actually retire. I will have to continue to work until I feel like I have enough money to get me through to my death - whenever I anticipate that to be. Since I am nearly 62, it’s not a pleasant thing to think about.</p><p>It all reminded me of a tenet of my life that I have tried to adhere to. Stay in your lane. Associate with your own kind. Trying to keep up with those who are above your financial or social strata enduces heartache and stress. I can’t keep up with people who earn twice my salary or who are part of a larger social group, and it is too much of a strain on my life to try. It is healthful to realize my place. I am a single, lonely, lower-middle-class peon who will struggle throughout his life to maintain any semblance of a healthy lifestyle. Without gainful employment, my life will be day-to-day, and it will benefit me to realize this and not try to measure myself against those who have had traveled an easier road.</p><p>I’ll keep turning ten dollars into twenty, but I will never have any more than that.</p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-48532268978021006942018-12-20T21:17:00.001-05:002018-12-20T21:17:26.779-05:00Don’t Blame Yourself<span style="text-align: justify;">I tried. I really tried.</span><br /><br /><span style="text-align: justify;">I did the best I could with what I was given: A job, lots of bills, and just myself and my wits to depend on. That’s pretty much the bulk of it. I put as much money into investments as I could, with the idea that I could have been putting it somewhere else - like, oh I don’t know, prostitutes, drugs, expensive cars, or clothes.</span><br />
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<span style="text-align: justify;">Yeah, right - I’m going to have to find another job. It’s not like I’m 80 years old with a fortune saved and can afford to put my feet up and watch the world go by ...</span><br />
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<span style="text-align: justify;"><br /></span>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-62070112912369872492018-12-16T16:49:00.000-05:002018-12-16T16:49:18.137-05:00Oh, What Now?<p>That’s a good question. (I often ask myself questions)<p></p></p><p>The market is up 2% one day and down 2% another day - but mostly, it’s down. Way more than 2%. Over the last six months, the S&P 500 is down from 2600 to 2300 - which is a 15% decline. Most “experts” say that 2019 will be difficult for the stock market, since earnings will be tough to match and “The Fed” and China tensions will weigh on the index, making investors nervous.</p><p>If I was 25, I would be as happy as a pig in slop. Markets are down, and I still have 40 years to invest. I’d be giving up lifestyle enhancements to invest in this market. Buy low, sell high and all.</p><p>However, I’m a year away from retirement, and my perspective has suddenly changed from someone who has five years left to one who has less than a year left and cannot risk losing his nest egg over a big market downturn. So ...</p><p>If you have more than ten years before you will be tapping your investments, it’s full steam ahead. Go forward with Square (SQ) and the others I have written about here and appreciate the downturn as a buying opportunity. However, if you have less time left, consider ...</p><p>Bonds. Geez.</p><p>BNDX is a worldwide bond ETF that has a five-star Morningstar rating, pays out 2.22% yield and a skinny 0.11% expense ratio. That’s pretty cheap for international bond exposure.</p><p>BLV is a long-term bond ETR that invests in longer term US Treasuries and pays a 4% yield. It’s on Schwab’s Select List.</p><p>AOK is a nice conservative allocation stock/bond mix ETF if you are still transferring from stocks to bonds.</p><p>MINT is a short maturity bond fund that has a four-star Morningstar rating and pays a 2.4% yield.</p><p>MUB is a public works ETF that invests in municipal bonds in the United States. If you believe that the national infrastructure initiative will happen, this might be the place to be. It pays a 2.4% yield and is Federal tax free.</p><p>So - there you go.</p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-21525137848530774322018-11-11T15:31:00.002-05:002018-11-11T15:34:26.691-05:00A New York State of Mind<p>Is it possible to like something and hate something? New York City is that kind of place for me. I anticipate my visits, but generally hate the experience. Yesterday, I spent about 12 hours there. I only go if I have to, and yesterday I had to. I take the train because, if I had to drive, there would be nothing left of me but a greasy spot. If the train doesn’t stop where I have to go, I can walk. So far, it hasn’t been worth the taxi fare or Uber fee to keep me from walking - even as far as from Penn Station to Carnagie Hall. This year’s trip was similar.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I bought a matinee ticket to Mike Birbiglia’s show "The New One" in midtown and Marc Maron’s show at the Beacon Theater later that night. I made it to both shows from the train station on foot, going over 22,000 steps on my Garmin. Both shows were great. Two talented monologists and funny to boot. But, that isn’t my point.</p><p>I live near Philadelphia, and regularly (and voluntarily) visit, even if it’s just to walk around, have a meal and goof around. It’s a wonderful city, and I always enjoy my time there. New York? Well ...</p><p>I’m not sure how people perceive me. I don’t know what they see when they look at me. In New York, I’m pretty sure there is RUBE on my forehead that appears under the light of the city, like a black light makes semen appear on bed sheets. I get approached by every charity, scam artist, and otherwise beggar looking for something that is in my pocket. Others walk by, and they single me out. I have to toughen-up and tell them to leave me alone. I also need to stop carrying cash when I go there, so I can have a valid reason for telling them to "piss off." It’s a work in progress.</p><p>Toward the end of my twelfth hour in the city, I had begun to adopt this attitude, and I figure that it would take a couple of weeks for me to refine it to the point that I was like other New Yorkers. I’m not sure that’s a good thing, but it’s a necessary defense mechanism for being there. I’ll remember that the next time I go.</p><p>Pedestrians are bold. I watch traffic lights and those red or white hands that say "Walk"or "Don’t Walk" because my attitude is, "Please don’t hit me." New Yorkers attitude is, "Hit me, bitch!" I can’t work that way. They just walk, regardless of traffic or the color of the light, and it’s an amazing study in human behavior that the drivers do not have the same attitude as the pedestrians. I suppose it’s because the drivers have more to lose? They stop, and I guess the pedestrians know it - and they just walk.</p><p>Getting around is easy, though. The streets are all numbered by Avenue and Street, so if something is at 49th Street and 6th Avenue, and you’re going to 53rd Street and 8th Avenue, you automatically know that it’s four blocks up and two blocks over. There is almost too much going on. It’s all jammed-into the Borough of Manhattan, as though it’s necessary to fill every space with ... something. I wonder how any business develops an identity when they are all crammed into this space. Hordes of people make it difficult to establish eye contact, and the sheer volume and crush of people create a sense of anxiety that I suppose they learn to live with. For a visitor, it’s almost overwhelming. I tend to get in and get out as quickly as possible.</p><p>The problem, really - is the people. They walk around with their noses in their cell phones, like lots of other people. However, there are WAY more people on the streets of New York City than there are in any usual situation. I have become better at the "heads up" warning for them. I can’t imagine that they have such a high position in life that they have to be constantly connected. I have no idea what they are doing, but it’s obviously more important to them than watching where they ar going.</p><p>Which is the other thing. They bump into you. Sometimes bluntly, other times it’s just a brush of the arm. Either way, there is never an apology or an "excuse me." It seems to be normal, and they seldom move away. Again, the Rube is supposed to avoid them. I’m working on that, too.</p><p>There is a lot of car horn blowing, as if blowing a horn makes traffic disappear. I’ve seen it, and it doesn’t. All it does is create that city noise. It gets to where you hardly notice it. Traffic is constant, whether it’s 3:00pm or 1:00am, it’s there. After all, it’s the City that Doesn’t Sleep.</p><p>But, I think it could use a nap.</p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-24580475087592744122018-11-04T17:36:00.000-05:002018-11-04T17:36:14.271-05:00Election Day<p>There is an election coming up on Tuesday. Surely, you’ve heard or seen. Since I’ve been alive for many decades and have seen elections come and go, the process is similar every time:<p></p></p><p>VOTE FOR ME. THE OTHER GUY SUCKS. HE (SHE) TAKES MONEY FROM BIG BUSINESS AND DOESN’T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR PROBLEMS.</p><p>Meanwhile, Election Day after Election Day goes by and ... do things ever get better? No, not really. They keep taxing and spending, and when they cut taxes (so they say) we wonder where the cuts are and how much we really get. That’s the illusion - making us believe we are getting something when we are really getting nothing. It’s politics 101.</p><p>So, here we are in 2018 - with another mid-term election that “they” say is the most important in recent times. OK then, show me. Show me that the person I vote for will actually make things easier for me, because I pay your salary and all.</p><p>Ronald Reagan said he would “take government off our backs,” but he was so old and senile that I don’t think he realized what the fuck was going on. Government is more on our backs than ever.</p><p>Go ahead and vote. It’s your right, and kind of a privilege. But, don’t expect anything to get better for YOU because you aren’t voting for YOU - you are voting for THEM.</p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-78318655463305618202018-10-31T21:50:00.001-04:002018-10-31T21:50:59.537-04:00So, Now What?<div style="text-align: center;">
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<br />Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-30349939919557508352018-10-24T20:42:00.000-04:002018-10-24T20:42:32.066-04:00OK, So Here’s the Thing<p>My company - out of left field - has offered an early retirement package to old-timers like myself. They didn’t say it outright (because they cannot) but it appears that there is no future for those of us over 60. The world has moved onto Millenials and their ilk who are content to earn a few bucks and move on. People like me want to make a career out of our job and count on full employment until age 65. Well, that’s out the window.<p></p></p><p>As you probably do not know, I turned 61 last week. As such, I’m a year away from claiming Social Security benefits and at least three years away from retiring securely. As many of you know, I have been investing in growth stocks believing that I have some time left. Well then - that has changed.</p><p>WIth the company’s notice last week, I suddenly find that I am less than two years away from being “out of work.” I have been working since I was 17 years old, and the prospect of being unemployed at 62 is not at all appealing to me. Wondering if any women could use a middle-aged giggo. I’m open for the job, and figure it’s easy money - but that is by the way.</p><p>I am literally losing sleep over their announcement and the subsequent market downturn, which seems to be well-timed. [What did they know, and when did they know it?]. It leaves me with several questions:</p><p><ul><li>Do they really want me to retire, or is it just a mass email and it’s up to us?</li><li>Are we being forced out?</li><li>Is this a one-time deal” (Probably)</li><li>If I say “no,” will I be let go without any of the proposed benefits?</li><li>Can I survive on my savings and my pension?</li></ul></p><p>All of these are crystal ball questions, and since I do not have one, I am left with my own senses, which have now always served me well. </p><p>The gypsy in me says, “Yeah, go ahead” and fuck the job. Sure. </p><p>The sensible part of me says, “You still have a 93-year-old mother to care for, and you’re responsible for part of her income.” That’s the bigger part. I can’t be a total dick and just leave her on her own without my help.</p><p>These are not easy decisions.</p><p>If I had it left to me, I’d sell this condo and move to Alabama - where living is cheap and life is easy. But it’s not left to me.</p><p>It almost never is.</p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25101657.post-35054587225638228512018-10-21T17:32:00.000-04:002018-10-21T17:32:09.781-04:00Road Worrier (Part Three)<p>I don’t travel much. In fact, I don’t often leave the house - so traveling is a luxury that I do reluctantly and usually at someone else’s expense. However, once I commit to it, I’m enthusiastic about seeing new places and learning about them. Lately, my advanced age has led me to being curious as to what life is like [here] and talking to locals, picking their brains and finding out if the place is as nice as it seems.<p></p></p><p>Coming from New Jersey, almost anyplace I go is both different and interesting. Perhaps people from other parts of the world feel like that about New Jersey, but if they spoke to residents, they’d discover what a crap-hole New Jersey is. For example:</p><p><i>When I go someplace, I work the conversation around what it’s like to live there, because I’m curious about whether it’s as nice as it seems.</i></p><p>I ask about the cost of living, and what it’s like to be there on a day-to-day basis. My new example comes from my latest visit to Alabama. I went on Zillow and found two homes in a nearby neighborhood. Three-bedroom ranchers, new kitchen, garage, and a nice sized lot. $77,000 and ... property taxes were $250 a year. I tell people that the average property tax in New Jersey is $8,600. When their head explodes, I also inform them that we have a State lottery, State income tax, State sales tax, casino gambling, and the highest car insurance rates in the United States. I wonder where all the money goes, and they just shake their heads and commiserate. </p><p>In that vein, I realize that, on my future retirement fixed income, any place ANY PLACE would be better to live than New Jersey. Granted, living in Arizona would be a little more expensive than living in Alabama (which is probably the cheapest in the country) but the overall experience would be worth it - and still cheaper than New Jersey.</p><p>The advantage of living in New Jersey is that it’s better to go ANY PLACE than here. At one point, I wondered, “Where would I shop?” But the advent of Amazon, online shopping, and the general ability to get anything delivered makes the convenience of nearby shopping a moot point. I have Netflix, Amazon Prime, Ebay, and mobile payment of my bills - so what do I need with shopping centers and banks?</p><p>It is difficult to get an accurate opinion of a place by being there for a week, and I try to temper my enthusiasm with the idea that I’d probably get sick of some tiny part of living there once I was a resident for a while, but that’s probably true of any place I’d go. But then again, if I never left the house, would it matter where I was?</p><p>NEXT: Where will I go?</p>Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08149741345181484820noreply@blogger.com0