Saturday, January 26, 2008

How do you make a whore moan?

NEW YORK - Sylvester Stallone says he used human growth hormone to get buff for the new "Rambo" movie, and defends its use. "HGH (human growth hormone) is nothing," the 61-year-old actor tells Time magazine in its Feb. 4 issue. "Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed."
As is anyone who calls Stallone an "actor". What's odd is that he took a growth hormone, but clearly hasn't grown much. His last two films were sequels to 30-year old concepts that were long ago worn out. Grow, will ya?
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WASHINGTON (AP) -- Most taxpayers could expect a rebate of up to $600 starting in mid-May under the economic aid plan set to go through Congress within weeks. Couples could get twice as much, with even more for most families with children. All that, however, depends on smooth sailing at the Internal Revenue Service, and the agency already is up to its eyeballs in filings and refunds.
As usual, the single people get screwed. C'mon, who spends more money than single people? What are those married people going to do with six-hundred bucks? Save it or pay a bill. Us single folk will do something to help the economy, like a Vegas weekend or a nice Asian massage parlor. At the very least, we'll blow it on beer or take-out meals or both. We're ready to put the money back into the economy.
Help us.

3 comments:

kimmyk said...

haha, what will we people do with two income households? ha! i'll think of something useful trust me.

i wonder what will happen to Sylvester Stallone's body when he's like 80. will all that muscle just dissolve or what? turn into a big pile of mush i bet. that's attractive.

rattln along said...

here is an interesting observation on the rebate issue...

Let's borrow money to send money to people to by stuff that will send more money out of the country and then let's ask the people to pay back the loan.

so we are paying twice for stuff we don't need and we are making another country richer by paying them twice plus interest.

Anthony said...

Scroll down and read Tuesday's post.