So I'm watching ... something ... on the TV and this ad for ... something ... comes on and the voice-over says that whatever it is was an Award Winning company. So I'm thinking World's Worst Business Award is still an award, isn't it? So maybe there should be a modifier in there somewhere, like best or finest. Don't leave us hanging.
I think I'm being secretly videotaped by the New England Patriots.
There's a new movie opening this week called Mr. Woodcock. I guess that's supposed to be funny. Woodpecker would have been funnier, but I think it's been done. The porn industry won't even have to subtly change the title for their version, like Broadcast Nudes or Edward Penishands.Buy two and save! Can somebody explain that concept to me? I know, buy none and save isn't a very good marketing tact, right?
I guess I'm the only sports fan in the world who isn't appalled by the Patriots video tape cheating scandal. So, they figured a way to know what the other side was doing? It strikes me as that casino mentality where they throw a guy out if they think he's counting cards. You're welcome to come in and lose as much money as you want, but once you start to win, you have to leave. That's one of the many reasons I don't like casinos.
Besides, you're dealing with the NFL, a league that fines a guy for wearing an unapproved headband. Don't expect progressive thinking to come out of that office anytime soon.
I'm thinking about getting a new phone.
2 comments:
The only real deal is the buy on get one free...I mean if you already have to buy the one...
heh heh you said cock
Um as for the Patriots, just because they know the scheme does not mean the line will block the guys up front, that the receiver will catch the pass and that the defense will stop the other teams offense. Its a help yes, but the video did nothing to stop the Pats Kick returner from running one back 108 yards to start the 2nd half
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