WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney is assuming the powers of the presidency for the second time in five years while President Bush undergoes a medical procedure. Bush planned to hand over authority to Cheney on Saturday before the president goes under anesthesia to receive a routine colonoscopy — a test to look for potential cancer.
I'm a little pressed for time this morning, so maybe you're better off making your own jokes. Here are the circumstances:
1 - A president who bears a striking resemblance to a pertinent body part.
2 - An equally (or perhaps moreso) striking resemblance to the Vice President.
3 - A doctor with his finger up Bush's ass.
4 - Cheney in the Oval Office.
5 - Names like Bush and Dick are involved.