Rings around Uranus

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A NASA spacecraft observed lightning strikes at Jupiter's poles as it provided insights into the giant planet's dynamic atmosphere as well as volcanic activity on one of its moons, scientists said on Tuesday. "Scientists said." Like anybody listens to them. There's also a big probe near Uranus, so watch out.

Meanwhile, what a surprise that a Google search that originated from Florida State University for "Heineken DraughtKeg empty" landed them here. Don't you kids have mid-terms?