Thursday Thirteen v.7
Thirteen Things That Scare Me a Little The Christmas decorations are up at the local mall, but never mind that. Tuesday is Hallowe'en. 1. Any letter from my Condo Association. It makes my heart skip a beat. Usually it's something really stupid that I'm not doing. Tell the people who are doing it and leave me alone. 2. Spam e-mail with T.M.I. I recently got a Spam message that contained my first and last name, from a Landon Nicholson (no relation) telling me that "Your history shows that your Viagra prescription is ready to be re-filled." Uh-huh. My personal history shows that I need Viagra like I need a hair dryer and a comb. 3. When the Boss says, "You got a minute?" He never calls me in to chit-chat. 4. Dying alone. I don't need to elaborate on that, except to say that if I needed Viagra, I wouldn't be worried about it. 5. George W. Bush with his hand on the Bible. I keep waiting for it to burst into flames . 6. My spin instructo...

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i like the photo on the above post, too funny!
funny einstein story, actually. every year, me and my old boss who was also a dear friend of mine (joe) - would celebrate einstein day. he wanted and excuse to go drink one year after we finished our shift and noticed it was einstein's birthday. as the years went on, our numbers grew. we'd go bar-hopping, all the same haunts, to celebrate einstein day. a few memorable quotes?
"next year we'll make einstein hand puppets, so that everything we say sounds smart."
someone - "einstein day is dumb. you guys know that st. patricks day is just a few days away, right?"
us - "st. patricks day is for amateurs."
my all time favorite joe quips the day after the second einstein day, after he crashed at our place -
"it wasn't bed and breakfast, it was more like chair and aspirin."
but in all seriousness - einstein has provided me with some of the best quotes ever, infinity.
and I'm not even German!!! DAAAAMMMN!
I would be happy to be 1% of a person that woman was!
I love the photo on the Feb 16th post too. Where is that?
WTF??