Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Onions turn clockwise.

It must suck to be one of those hard-line Republicans.
Like the final days of a failed marriage, they're realizing that their world is crashing down around them and the only thing that saved them from a complete disintegration on Tuesday was that there weren't more House and Senate seats up for grabs.
On the other hand, it feels great to be in Philadelphia these days.
The city and most of the region are as hard-line Democrat as it gets and we've finally managed to wave off the foul stench of loser that we've worn over the past 8 years or so.
Or the past 25 years if you're a sports fan. Just when we thought it couldn't get any better than the Phillies winning the World Series, Barack Obama goes and wins the election. Can life get any better? I submit that it cannot.
Just remember which way to turn your onions.

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