Three storms, no waiting.

Hanna, Ike and Josephine. Hanna is lined up to screw with our weekend, and it looks like the other two are lined up to screw with the next two weekends. I suppose it's better than living on the Gulf. You couldn't pay me to live there. Seriously. It's relentless. There's a little storm factory off the western coast of Africa that sends a spinning water dump on the area of the country that is at sea level. Do you still believe that God loves us? If he does he has a sick, twisted sense of humor.

When John McCain introduced Sarah Palin as his vice presidental nominee, he stressed that she is the Commander in Chief of the Alaska National Guard to somehow boost her level of experience. What the media later found out was that Palin has never ordered the Alaska National Guard to do anything, thereby making the Alaska National Guard America's least stressful job. We'll see how she reacts to a little pressure when she addresses the Republican National Convention. For some odd reason, I'll be watching.

Don LaFontaine, the voice of movie previews and one Geico commercial died over the weekend. Not only will our movie-going experience change, but Pablo Francisco will have to come up with a lot of new material. Either that, or he can get a job doing the preview voice-over's...