Thursday, January 25, 2007

Stupid Squirrels

It's gonna be hard to follow yesterday's nonsense, but anyway ... thanks for all your kind words. It's fun, really!
Meanwhile, Googling blogs has been made easier. I don't know who the guy is at the right of that screen, but I swear, we're not related. He has no hoodie. Loser.
It's so nice to see the progress we're making in Iraq...
For all of you who wish you lived in New Jersey (with me), be aware of the huge problem with the squirrels...

TRENTON, N.J. - New Jersey has warned squirrel hunters near a toxic waste dump about consuming the critters because they could be contaminated with lead. The state Department of Environmental Protection has sent out letters advising that adults eat squirrel no more than twice a week and even less for children and pregnant women.

Boy, those lucky kids! So, let's get this straight. Hunters are shooting squirrels (weird) near a waste dump (an odd choice for hunting, let alone squirrels) and then, eating them? The state Environmental Agency has sent out letters advising people not to eat squirrel more than twice a week? That's more than twice a week more than I would eat squirrel.

And now, animal porn...

Berlin zoo employee Thomas Doerflein plays with polar bear cub, Knut in this undated picture, released on January 24, 2007. Knut was born on December 5, 2006.

That's right, Knut. C'mon, admit it ... you had to look twice to make sure.

Hey, I don't name these animals.

2 comments:

SpanishGoth said...

Cool - another lunatic abroad. Squirrels are great - on toast.

As for Iraq, was watching that shite on CNN (Cunts no Nothing) last night. As if they hadn't got bored of Americans blowing shit up, now they're blowing shit up themselves. Oh well, few more morons less in the world can't hurt I suppose.

Me said...

I see Expat found you. LOL!!!
OK, I saw this here yesterday, but I wasn't logged in (too lazy) so I didn't leave a comment then.
However....
ONCE again, I'm bawling & squalling from laughter. The name of the polar bear cub.
OMFG!