Here's a joke you won't hear around the water cooler tomorrow: How many Pakistani doctors does it take to get a light bulb out of your ass?Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. It would be funny if it weren't true.
That's right. I don't know how many of you have ever put a light bulb in your anus, but I'm guessing that it is zero. And, as far as I can tell, light bulbs are manufactured, not grown, so I figure that Fateh had not swallowed a seed. Fateh, to his credit, was surprised:
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
Uh .... my guess would be the 'other prisioners'. When you're locked up in a Pakistani prison, you have to make your own entertainment ... and what's more entertaining than a light bulb in your buddy's anus? OK, maybe a Garfield cartoon or an Adam Sandler movie, but other than that, it's a legitimate choice.
I can only imagine the giggling prisoners gathered around Fateh's cell as they greased up the bulb and ran it up his poop chute. At least I hope they greased it up.
3 comments:
That's what I figured, too. Although it's hard to believe that a prisoner would LIE, but just maybe ... he put it in there himself?
After all, an idle mind is the devil's playground.
Just a guess? ;)
Well let me tell ya - my honey works in a prison here and you'd be surprised what those jokers shove up their holes.
Crazy ass sonsabitches let me tell you!
I think he did it to himself too Anthony.
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