In case of emergency, take your top off.

PHILADELPHIA – A Philadelphia cable network's early morning broadcast of Good Friday Mass at the Vatican abruptly changed to something wildly different — a 30-second "Girls Gone Wild" ad. Comcast spokesman Jeff Alexander says the 2 a.m. Friday programming glitch was due to a required test of the Emergency Alert System. He says such tests are usually done in the overnight hours. The test automatically tunes viewers to a preselected channel that would provide information in the event of an emergency. But during tests, the channel airs regular programming, which in this case included a paid advertisement for the racy videos. Alexander says the problem affected the network's entire local area, but only one person called to complain.

Of course only one person called to complain. That's because (a) only five people are watching and (b) almost nobody cares.

We're supposed to be offended by a religious program that is interrupted by an ad for a half-naked video, but in reality, we like that stuff. We know because, if we go to their web site and click on "I do not agree," we still get the girly photos (above). You'd think people would call to complain about that. Religious viewers especially, since they hardly see such things - except in the privacy of their homes.

Otherwise, they wouldn't be so popular.