She's no Cy Young, but he's no Mariah Carey, either.

For those of you who may not know (or care), I think Mariah Carey is the hottest woman on the planet. The fact that she cannot throw a baseball (in 4-inch heels, no less) does nothing to change my opinion of her.

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Anonymous said…
Jesus! Anthony, you must be kidding! She's so ... I mean, just look at the way she's dolled up. The Carnival Season is over, I think. She's more like an inflated, telecommanded android.
Which would explain why she can't throw a baseball.
May 30, 2008 at 1:56 AM
Anonymous said…
she's a hot mess that mrs cannon.
May 30, 2008 at 5:39 AM
Anthony said…
She looked about as comfortable as R. Kelly at a Boy Scout jamboree. I think she knew she was going to screw the pooch on that one.

Hot mess indeed.
May 30, 2008 at 7:58 AM
Kate Michele said…
She is a looker.... good hair..nice curves...great voice to sing you softly into sweet dreams... hahaha
May 30, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Anthony said…
Funny, I don't care for her music all that much. I bought that "emancipation of mimi" cd and didn't like it.
I guess I just like looking at her and she seems like she'd be fun to hang with.

A little crazy, but the good crazy, not the "shoot you in the face" crazy.
May 30, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Ladyred said…
Mariah Carey? I don't know, I was a fan in the 80s, but then again I"m not looking at her the same way you are.

Crazy is right lol.
May 30, 2008 at 3:51 PM
Firestarter5 said…
If she wore a dog collar for a night, 'screwing the pooch' would take on a whole new meaning.

I'm with ya on this one Ant. She's hot. I'd love to make her hit some high notes.
May 31, 2008 at 6:17 AM
Anonymous said…
Y'know, usually I will give credit to a woman if she's hot-I'm all for pointing out hot chicks, but this one? I dont think I'd be pointing her out to anyone. She's totally high maintance just looking at her. Nothing about her oozes sexy to me.

But that's just me.

I'd pass on this one.
May 31, 2008 at 4:18 PM
cactus tree said…
it's cool that you think she's hot.. i don't know much about her or follow her too closely, if i was a guy , i might think she's hot....

but, why the heck is mariah carey throwing in the first pitch?... kinda reminded me of rosanne barr destroying the national anthem.
May 31, 2008 at 7:52 PM
Anthony said…
I don't know either. It looked like she was going out there against her will.
May 31, 2008 at 8:26 PM
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