Thursday, June 15, 2006

Those Whacky Animals!

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Scientists are mystified at the carcass of a young beluga whale found in a river in central Alaska, nearly 1,000 miles from its natural ocean habitat. The first guess is the 8-foot-long whale, which often feed on fish in estuaries and the mouths of rivers, swam away from the ocean in search of food. "What are the alternatives?" asked Link Olson, curator of the University of Alaska Museum of the North.
Mystified? One alternative is that the whale is a dumb ass. Have you ever seen a homeless person wandering the streets in search of food? Of course you have. Why is it so hard to believe that a whale could be demented enough to not understand where he is? C'mon Link, think outside the box.
Meanwhile ... cats are going nuts...
Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, cat sits under a treed black bear in a backyard in West Milford, N.J., Sunday, June 4, 2006. When the bear climbed down, the cat chased it up another nearby tree. Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat. The cat's owners called it away and the bear ran off. (AP Photo/Suzanne Giovanetti).
Now that Jack the Cat is finished with his bear chasing duties, I have another job for him. Find this grey-haired jackass and chase him up a tree...

I don't know what's going on here, but it sure is an interesting photo...Actresses Rosa Blasi (L) and Lisa Ann Walter sing and dance as they perform 'Dance 10, Looks 4' at the 'What A Pair! 4' celebration of duets in Los Angeles June 11, 2006. The event features songs from Broadway sung by women in a benefit for breast cancer research at the John Wayne Cancer Institute. REUTERS/Fred Prouser (UNITED STATES).

3 comments:

Kate Michele said...

See Cats can pertect just as well as dogs!!!

The whale probably through a temper tantrum and his mom told him to go and get over it and come back when he can be a big whale and behave himself.... And in his temper flared rage didn't know how far he had really gone!! ***thats my theory!! ***

Ummm I've never heard of those actresses.... But hey if its for breast cancer research I guess you can do anything!!

kimmyk said...

What a big p*ssy!

[the bear, not the cat!]

MyRiseAbove said...

Just chomping on ice, reading the news...