Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Best One Yet.

I get a lot of these.  They generally show up in my Spam folder.  This one creeped into my Inbox, encouraging me to open it and read it.

This is a good one.  It has the corporate logo and everything.  Featuring an actual signature of a "Senior Vice President" of something called the Online Banking Team.

There is even a link to what I am supposed to believe is the Chase Online web site, where I can rectify any alleged account problems and return my life (and credit card) to its original health.

My favorite part comes in the bold lettering at the bottom (their bolding, not mine).  Where it says that if I fail to provide them with the required information, my account will be "automatically deleted from Our [sic] online database."

OK, go ahead and delete my account.  Along with the money I owe you.

Go ahead.


Scott McLean said...

You named some of my favorite movies too, especially like Memento. Sling Blade had great acting.

Thomas Gamble said...

You are right. I totally agree with you.~the best one~