One Man and a Baby

President George W. Bush hands back a crying baby that was handed to him from the crowd as he arrived for an outdoor dinner with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Trinwillershagen, Germany, July 13, 2006.

Five Reasons Why the Kid is Crying:

George told the kid that he's gonna go to Iraq in 17 years.
It's Mary Cheney's kid.
George peed on him.
The baby found out that Rumsfeld was Mary's sperm donor.
Wouldn't you be crying if George was holding you?
Merry Christmas kid.

Comments

Pam said…
Aaaaahhhhhh!! I want to scream and cry everytime I look at that smirking, conceited mug (and I don't mean the baby).

You know what they say about kids and animals.....
December 22, 2006 at 3:58 PM
Tom Bailey said…
How often do you post solutions for problems?
December 22, 2006 at 5:31 PM
Anthony said…
The solution to this problem is in the "George W. Bush Countdown Counter" on the right side of the page.
December 22, 2006 at 5:50 PM
supergirlest said…
anthony - have i told you lately how much i heart you? well, i do.
December 22, 2006 at 8:48 PM
Anonymous said…
Merry Christmas Anthony!
December 22, 2006 at 11:31 PM
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