Hammering Hank
THEM: Hey Hank, ya wanna go to a ballgame? HANK: No. THEM: It's a big deal. Barry's gonna break your home run record. HANK: No. THEM: Aww, c'mon! I'm buying. HANK: No. THEM: It's dollar-dog day. HANK: No. THEM: You'll be on the TV. HANK: No. THEM: Please? HANK: No. I'm not going. THEM: Reconsider. HANK: No. THEM: Wanna go play golf? HANK: OK. What's it going to take to get people to realize that Hank Aaron does not want to go watch Big Head Barry break his home run record ? How many times are they going to ask him? I'm guessing about 755 times. Hank ain't going. He said he'd probably be playing golf, and not watching baseball. It's almost comical - if it wasn't so pathetic. Bud Selig, the Commissioner doesn't want to go, and former Commissioner Fay Vincent told Selig he shouldn't go . Nobody wants to go except maybe Barry and whomever is in the right-field bullpen when Barry is hitting or is floating in McCovey Cove ...