The Buccaneers' Incentive Program
NEW YORK, Sept 25 (Reuters) - Tampa Bay B uccaneers quarterback Chris Simms will be out of action indefinitely after having his spleen removed but his NFL career is not in jeopardy, team officals said on Monday. The Bucs lost 26-24 to the Carolina Panthers on Sunday. Apparently, this is part of the Bucaneers' new Incentive Program. Lose a game, take a body part. Simms was lucky. The next time, it's the gall bladder. Five losses: ki dney. Then, they start getting serious. I see that Condoleezza Rice is in the news (really), with s uppositio ns about whom she may be dating, if anyone. I hear she spilled what's left of her guts to 60 Minutes on Sunday. I was passed out by then, so I'm taking Yahoo News' word for it. For fun, I ran her profile through match.com, and came up with several potential suitors for the Secretary of State. First, most obviously, was this young man. Apparently he is some sort of royalty, as he goes by the moniker of Prince of Dar...