Some products just sell themselves.
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday death bed. - Scott Weiland Did anybody think that this guy looked like your average, run-of-the-mill salesman? If there is such a thing? No. It's sad to say, but at first glance I figured this guy for a strange creep who might wind up following me home from the mall ( or McGillin's Pub ) wondering why I don't want to take advantage of his incredible offer - for a towel. Last month, Vince Shlomi , (first clue - and how many of you knew his name? Zero.) familiar to most as the TV pitchman for the handy household do-dads the ShamWow and Slap Chop , got himself into a very messy situation with a hooker at a hotel, according to a police report located by TheSmokingGun.com . As detailed in the police affidavit, (that's never good news) on February 7th Shlomi punched a prostitute several times in the face after she chomped down on his tongue and refused to let go. (Several times? Usually, one punch will do ...