Filthy Foot's Big Ass Booty
Hmmmm ... what an interesting title . Anyway, for those of you who have been wondering, yes the good people at Big Ass Fans have sent me the swag they promised . The Big Ass envelope came with Thursday's mail, and it contained lots of Big Ass stuff. My cat was interested as was I: Once I got his furry nose out of the way, I was able to bust open the Big Ass envelope and disclose the contents: Thanks to my newest, bestest buddies at the Big Ass Fan Company, I can stick my head up my Big Ass ball cap , I have a T-Shirt that creates educational opportunities for those who see my big ass in it (size Grande) and four little Big Ass Squeeze Toys . How did Cynthia know I had a cat that would love to play with my Big Ass? As for the shirt, it fits like a glove and will look great at the bar during the next Eagles game. The bar has some big-ass waitresses and bartenders who will appreciate the slogan on the front: and an even bigger Big Ass logo on the back: So, thanks Cynthia and all the...