What Am I Doing Now?
I'm on Where's George , which, several of you may think is some sort of tracking device for the idiot son of our 41st president ... but, no. It's a tracking device for dollar bills that are stamped with the distinctive Where's George sta mp. I came up with one at a local Wawa store near My Sick Headquarters and logged it in here . Otherwise, my day has been spent rehearsing for my potential appearance on Deal or No Deal. I'm memorizing all the numbers ... 1 through 26. Labor intensive, I know, but I think it may pay off in the end. I'm also practicing my OCD-induced-fist-handshake so Howie won't hate me. Meanwhile , political dumbass John Kerry shot himself (and the party) in the foot (or ass) with his stupid remark about either being educated or "stuck in Iraq", which prompted some Minnesota National Guard members in Iraq to scrawl out this inspired sign : Oy. John ... be a fountain, not a drain. And then... SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) ...