The beverage of choice for amorphic men
Some help for the men: Apparently, the guy who had just left the liquor store had made a dubious choice, and I overheard this comment... CLERK: If you're a guy and you're buying Smirnoff Ice ... [shakes head] ME: ... just buy the vodka and get it over with? CLERK: Yep. So, men; just so you'll know that when you choose Smirnoff Ice, you're making a statement. I'm here to help. And it appears that there will be plenty of men in need of help in Colorado, where one elementary school is effectively cutting off their gonads... COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo . - An elementary school has banned tag on its playground after some children complained they were harassed or chased against their will. "It causes a lot of conflict on the playground," said Cindy Fesgen, assistant principal of the Discovery Canyon Campus school. Running games are still allowed as long as students don't chase each other, she said. In 2005, two elementary schools in the nearby Falcon School ...