NEW YORK, Sept 25 (Reuters) - Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Chris Simms will be out of action indefinitely after having his spleen removed but his NFL career is not in jeopardy, team officals said on Monday. The Bucs lost 26-24 to the Carolina Panthers on Sunday.
Apparently, this is part of the Bucaneers' new Incentive Program. Lose a game, take a body part. Simms was lucky. The next time, it's the gall bladder. Five losses: kidney. Then, they start getting serious.
I see that Condoleezza Rice is in the news (really), with suppositions about whom she may be dating, if anyone. I hear she spilled what's left of her guts to 60 Minutes on Sunday. I was passed out by then, so I'm taking Yahoo News' word for it. For fun, I ran her profile through match.com, and came up with several potential suitors for the Secretary of State.
First, most obviously, was this young man. Apparently he is some sort of royalty, as he goes by the moniker of Prince of Darkness. He's single, about ten-thousand years old (robbing the cradle, anyone?) and likes walks in the park, fine dining and flea markets.
Not her type? Maybe. OK, so the next match may be a little far afield, but I think Condi and Ann Coulter would make a perfect couple. All they'd have to do is establish a residence in Massachusetts, and their work is more than half done. She looks like a cheap date, as it appears she doesn't eat much. Besides, there doesn't seem to be too big a drop-off between Ann and "Bachelor Number One".
All right, I know this next one is available, and right now he could use a little TLC. He's a little shy, and seems to have a raging temper, but I think Condi would be the ideal mate for the Sting Ray that killed the Crocodile Hunter. C'mon, you know they'd be great together.Or, maybe she'd just like a puppy?
Hey, it could be worse, I could have hooked her up with Rummy. But, they're probably already doing it, so that wouldn't be much of a stretch. Welcome to "Make Your Skin Crawl Tuesday"!
Right back at ya, pal!
Right back at ya, pal!
Now, I suppose I'll find another "Federal Triangle" listing on the Stat Counter.
5 comments:
Thank you very much for the visual of Condi and Rummy!! So much for a good nights sleep!!!
It's all part of the service.
yes, I was wondering who in the world would care if Rice was dating anyone. But thank you for those lovely images in my head this early in the a.m. :)
It's probably best to read my blog during the afternoon hours - definitely not before bed - to be sure you have plenty of time to get the images out of your mind.
Condi & Ann are the best match, methinks. Condi is too much woman for old rummy. She'd kill him.
Anthony, man, you are FUNNY!!
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