Thirteen Things About Me in High School Since the theme this week among one of my Blogger buddies is the high school experience, I decided to glom off of her idea, since I had none of my own. Visit Pam for more tales from her personal teenage wasteland, and wish her a safe journey south to attend her 20th high school reunion. 1. I never attended a dance. Even the Sadie Hawkins dance, where the girls were supposed to ask the boys, or the Senior Prom. Since I never had a girlfriend, the choice was pretty easy. 2. There is no picture of me in the Yearbook. I protested the idea, and subsequently wound up in the back of the book with the wasteoids and losers. I had offers of neckties and jackets on photo day, but stood my ground. I can't recall why, but it just wasn't something I wanted to do. 3. I graduated #104 out of 277. Debbie Powers, the girl next to me in home room, (who thought she was so much smarter than anyone else), finished #105 and wondered, "Who cam...
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after he was finished, i ran to get in line so he could sign my book. there was some dude there doing the chop chop face at us to hurry through the line faster.
when it was my turn, i opened my mouth and suddenly these words were falling from it, "mr. collins, i know i'm supposed to tell you how great and wonderful you are and everything, but all i really want to say is that you completely delight me... can i hug you?"
his pen is poised to sign and he stops. he sits back in his chair and laughs and says, "sure!"
he stands up and gives me this HUGE hug AND gives me a quick peck on my hair hanging down over my neck.
i say "thank you!" snatch my book up, and run to will yelling, "I JUST MADE OUT WITH THE POET-LAUREATE OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!"
the whole place went up in a roar of laughter. i still love to tell people about that.
he. is. AWESOME.
Spooky.