Those Nutty Muslims

LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's biggest theme park has called off the country's first "National Muslim Fun Day" because of lack of interest, the park said Wednesday. Alton Towers in central England was to open on September 17 for Muslims -- with halal food [meaning: permissible under Islam], a strict dress code and prayer areas. Sounds like a hoot!

Geez, I can't imagine why there was no interest. Probably because there were no freedom fries...