Blogger Funk

That's right, I said funk.

When life is kinda empty and you're feeling kinda blue,
Just remember whatcha wanna write, or say or do.
Jot down a note, or just a thought to get you through the day.
Or if you've got a phone, no need to write, just need to say.

Unless of course, Audioblogger starts funking with you. That's right, I said funking.

With Audioblogger you can post audio to your blog from any phone. Just dial a number and speak. The audio will automatically be posted! So they say.

I wanted to set up a cool audio account like our 21st Century Blogger buddy Kimmyk, who filed a post from the airport. However, it seems that not only is Audioblogger a little ornery, but it has a personality as well. Here's the error screen:

My favorite part is the "Ummm" at the beginning. A slightly apologetic Audioblogger. Although I'm not sure the problem is with my blog. I'm very possessive, and I think the problem is with you. I'm working on it.

Meanwhile...
Four more Google searches for our pal Cecily Tynan in the past 2 days. Strangely, one from Richmond, VA looking for "Cecily Tynan scandal", and another from Brisbane, California. As far as I know, the girl is crime-free. Two local searches - one from the University of Pennsylvania and another from the Wyeth-Ayerst Research Lab. Geez, I don't want to know what that's about. The boys are wasting their lunch breaks on Cecily. I don't know what you people are looking for, but thanks for stopping by and bringing the funk. I'm watching ya.

The Philadelphia School District has designated October as Lesbian and Gay History Month, which has some parents upset. My question: What is the history, exactly? The history of sexual preference? I don't get it. Why is the school system celebrating sexual choice?

Are they also doing Fellatio Friday for the kids? Maybe a nice condom demonstration or a puppet show featuring various sexual positions: "Hey kids, it's Poppy the Penis. How are ya today? When Miss Missionary gets here, I'm gonna show you all the do's and don'ts when mommy and daddy are at work." I'm glad I don't have any kids in school. My nerves can't take it.

I'm going back to work on the Audioblogger.

LIVE UPDATE:

Audioblogger works with the original log-in for Blogger, not the Beta log in. It remains to be seen whether my audio posts will work with the Beta version I'm using.
And, while I was working on the blog, I registered another Cecily Tynan search. This one is from the law firm of Kaplin Stewart in Pennsylvania. Maybe she hired lawyers to research the trendy status of her name? I may be calling in my posts from a State Penetentary soon. Lucky I got the Audioblogger set up, eh?
Geez.