The space shuttle Discovery is shown as it streaks over a marina in Daytona Beach, Florida December 9, 2006 after liftoff from Kennedy Space Center.NEWS FLASH: VATICAN CITY (AFP) - Religious symbols should be allowed in public places, Pope Benedict XVI told a group of Italian Catholic legal experts.
Sure. And a group of prostitutes in Atlantic City thinks that prostitution should be legalized. How does this even get to the news bureaus? I guess they figure they'll go to Hell if they don't report it. OK, fine. Let's move on to property tax relief. NEWS FLASH: A hundred percent of homeowners think their property taxes are too high. Maybe they should start praying.
NEW YORK - Forty years after it was made, The Velvet Underground's first recording has become a financial hit - in cyberspace. "The Velvet Underground & Nico," sold on eBay for a closing bid of $155,401. The buyer is a mystery, only identified by the eBay screen name: "jackass2006." Really -- the crap that people spend money on.
Or Won't...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - Stargazers will get a rare triple planetary treat this weekend with Jupiter, Mercury and Mars appearing to nestle together in the predawn skies. About 45 minutes before dawn on Sunday those three planets will be so close that the average person's thumb can obscure all three from view. And it won't happen again until 2053.
I swear, isn't it like every six months we hear about some astronomical phenomenon that "won't happen again until [fill in the year]? The biggest problem with this junk is that I have to get up at 3am to see it. Line up during the day, when we're awake, for Chrissakes. If there was a God, he'd let me get some friggin sleep.
A labourer works at a condom production line at the Human-Care Latex Corporation, which is one of China's largest producers of condoms, in Tianjin November 23, 2006. Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
OK. Public apology to the men of India. If this is the standard for these condoms, then maybe measuring up isn't your biggest problem. Look at the size of that thing. Holy shit, Hannah.I swear, isn't it like every six months we hear about some astronomical phenomenon that "won't happen again until [fill in the year]? The biggest problem with this junk is that I have to get up at 3am to see it. Line up during the day, when we're awake, for Chrissakes. If there was a God, he'd let me get some friggin sleep.
A labourer works at a condom production line at the Human-Care Latex Corporation, which is one of China's largest producers of condoms, in Tianjin November 23, 2006. Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found. 
NEW YORK - Forty years after it was made, The Velvet Underground's first recording has become a financial hit - in cyberspace. "The Velvet Underground & Nico," sold on eBay for a closing bid of $155,401. The buyer is a mystery, only identified by the eBay screen name: "jackass2006." Really -- the crap that people spend money on.Or Won't...
Britney Spears' junior high school homework might have scored her a grade of 88 out of 100 points then, but now it isn"t worth what it used to be. The essay, based on Rex Warner"s translation of Sophocles' Antigone which Britney completed when she was a teenager, were expected to sell for between $500 and $700 when auctioned last Monday at Christie's in New York, but fell flat on the expectation when it fetched just $200.
The 24-year-old singer's paper reportedly had spelling errors, as it carried Spears' teacher comments such as "Nice cover" and "Watch out for spelling mistakes" on its back.
Nice cover and spelling mistakes. Geez ... that sounds like a literary version of Britney. Nice on the outside, but full of junk on the inside. I guess she didn't learn much in school, but it must have been lots of fun watching her get out of the school bus.
The 24-year-old singer's paper reportedly had spelling errors, as it carried Spears' teacher comments such as "Nice cover" and "Watch out for spelling mistakes" on its back.
Nice cover and spelling mistakes. Geez ... that sounds like a literary version of Britney. Nice on the outside, but full of junk on the inside. I guess she didn't learn much in school, but it must have been lots of fun watching her get out of the school bus.
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Beautiful photo of the Space Shuttle lift off.
Holy Crap on that condom tester!! And why are they shaped like baby bottles?? Egads!!
Ok, so let me get this straight.
India-small men.
China-they're quite little themselves but apparently packing some major heat it appears. Right? Well, at least by the looks of it huh. Sheesh. Pam's right-looks like baby bottles.
Ok so let's recap-In the event I end up single, I won't visit India for obvious reasons and I certainly won't be visiting China by the looks of it. No wonder they're so over populated. Gettin' their freaky deaky on. Rawwrr.
Cool picture. I agree with ya-it would be nice to see all the astronomical crap happen during the daylight waking hours. Say around lunch time would be nice.
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