Laugh Now Crocodiles - You're Next!

SYDNEY, Australia - At least 10 stingrays have been killed since "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin was fatally injured by one of the fish, an official said Tuesday, prompting a spokesman for the late TV star's animal charity to urge people not take revenge on the animals. Two were discovered Tuesday with their tails lopped off, state fisheries department official Wayne Sumpton said.

Watch your ass, crocodile ... It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

Uggghh ... revenge on the animals? Silly humans. Use your rage for good, not evil. Fox News headquarters is at 1211 Avenue of the Americas in New York. Cut off Bill O'Reilly's tail. I'm pretty sure he has one.

But wait ... the fish will have their revenge:

MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida diver shot a large grouper with a spear gun then apparently drowned when the fish sped into a hole, entangling the man in the line attached to the spear, investigators said Monday. The 42-year-old man, whose name was withheld, was free-diving in about 25 feet of water off the lower Florida Keys Saturday and speared a Goliath Grouper, Monroe County Sheriff's Detective Mark Coleman said.
"It looks like the fish wrapped the line attached to the spear around the victim's wrist. The fish then went into a hole in a coral rock, effectively pinning the man to the bottom of the ocean."

The score so far: MAN 10, FISH 2. Bottom of the second.

That's why I don't fish. I can buy fish. I don't want to piss them off.

Now you've gone too far!

SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - Four prisoners in an El Salvador jail hid cell phones, a phone charger and spare chips in their bowels so they could coordinate crimes from their cells, prison officials said.

Wow. Those phones get smaller all the time!

Who says you can't be rehabilitated in prison? Just be careful the next time you buy a used phone, especially ones that come with a charger and spare chips.

I hope they took the ringer off 'vibrate'. That would sting.

That looks like a Nokia Sphincter 5000 model.

Ring tone? "Shake Your Booty".

Make your own joke.